Kyles POV
Today marks another day of 5th grade. It hasn't really changed, Mr. Garrison is still our teacher, but he still only teaches us about TV shows and politics. God, why haven't they fired him? Oh yeah, they tried that before.
Me, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny still hang out, which is nice. But recently I realized that I feel odd around Cartman. Not the usual 'ugh he's annoying I hate him' ... but kinda the opposite? I think he feels it too. We hang out at each others houses more, and he hasn't been too much of a jerk.
Well, except for today. He was acting off this morning at the bus stop, and avoided talking to me. When he does talk to me, its something about me being Jewish. I've also caught him staring- no, glaring at me in class. 12 more minutes of this crap then I can ask him if he's okay during lunch. Not that I care if he's okay! I just feel that if it has to do with me, I should know.
*Time skip*
"Yo, Cartman wait up!" I tried to get his attention, but he hurries out of the classroom without so much as glancing at me.
I take a seat next to Stan with my lunch. Cartman is sitting in front of me, next to Kenny.
"Dude what's up with you, you've been ignoring Kyle all day." Stan asks.
Cartman gives him a stink eye and growls, "Why do you care?"
I roll my eyes. "Well if it's about me I should know fatass."
"None of your goddamn business!"
"I'll find out eventually so just tell me."
"You see that? That's what Jews do. They sneak around and find out your secrets!"
"Oh please, you're the one who always snuck into my room at night and did God knows what!"
"Gay ass" Kenny giggles to himself.
Stan looks over and adds, "Yeah didn't you give Kyle AIDS a while back?"
I turn red, remembering the incident. Cartman told me that he just made me swallow his blood, calling me homo for wondering if he did it the other way.
"Cartman if your gay for me just say so." I say this with a smirk, so he knows I'm joking.
Cartman stops chewing, and looks as if he's seen a ghost. "Dude, I was kidding, chill." Maybe the smirk didn't help.
He blinks, then looks at me. "I'm not homo kahl!"
Stan gives Kenny a look of amusement.
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A crush (Kyman) (MY AU)
RomanceI aged them up so they are like 11! I dont really ship this because kyle is straight and cartman is a psycho. But in class today I figured I could make my own au were kyle is bi or bi curious and cartman is just fat rude and slightly racist.
