Kyle's POV
"Cartman, I need to ask you something."
I've pulled him aside while walking to lunch, so that the rest of the guys don't see.
"Kahl I'm hungry this better be important."
"Do you... do you like Butters?"
"What?"
"Well, those drawing, a lot of them had Butters. I won't tell anyone if you do-"
"W-WHAT!? NO KAHL IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!"
"Well then why would you draw that?" I roll my eyes and hope he will just tell me already.
"I... I can't tell you! I don't know if I'm gay or whatever, I'm trying to figure it out. BUT IF YOU TELL ANYBODY I WILL RIP YOUR BALLS OFF WITH MY BARE HANDS!!!"
"...Oh. Okay, I won't tell. Who is it that has you confused?"
He gives me a look as if it's obvious. He mutters something under his breath.
"You, you dumb jew.."
"What did you say? You can tell me dude."
He groans in annoyance and walks away.
*After skewl*
*On the phone*
K - "Hey Butters."
B - "Hey Kyle! Do you need somethin?"
K - "Yeah, but you can't tell anyone. Especially Cartman."
B - "Oh gee, I'm not very good at secrets."
K - "This is important Butters. I need you to sneak into Cartman's room and take his journal from his nightstand. Then give it to me at my house. But DO NOT look inside."
B - "Why can't I look?"
K - "Trust me, you don't want to."
B - "Okay, I trust you. I will try my best."
K - "Thanks Butters."
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A crush (Kyman) (MY AU)
RomanceI aged them up so they are like 11! I dont really ship this because kyle is straight and cartman is a psycho. But in class today I figured I could make my own au were kyle is bi or bi curious and cartman is just fat rude and slightly racist.
