A crush (Kyman) (MY AU)

Part 4

Kyle's POV:

It's been three days, and Cartman still isn't back to normal. He looks nervous, and still avoids eye contact with me. He's been zoning out in class too, like he's deep in thought.

When I heard that he was sleeping over at stans house, I got an idea. Tonight, I'm gonna do something Cartman always does: sneak into his room. I'm not going to do anything weird, I'm just going to look for a journal or something that could give me an idea of what's going on.

*Time skip to after skewl*

I sit on my bed, contemplating weather or not I should be invading his privacy. But in the end, curiosity wins and I'm looking up at his bedroom window.

I look around for a way to climb up, and to my surprise, there's a tree with a thick branch leading right up to his window.

I start looking under his bed. Surely everyone has a secret box under their bed... well, I don't of course, that would be weird.

I use my phone flashlight to get a better look, and I see a small box tucked near the back corner of his bed. It was hard, and maybe I hit my head trying to get out, but I got it. I take a deep breath and open the lid. But it's empty? Wait, no, there's a picture at the bottom!

I flip it over, but groan and quickly flip back over the picture of Cartman "making Butters gay". I sigh and return the box to it's former place under his bed.

I try the closet next, looking high and low. Nothing.

What about his nightstand? Bingo. In the drawer, there's a red book with "Cartman's journal" on the front. I open to the first page, and almost drop the book from shock. I knew Cartman was weird, but... that? I flip the page. IS THAT MY MOM!? IS THAT ME?

I'm about the put the book back, but the door opens.

"Kahl? What are you-"

I slam the book shut and hide it behind my back, but It's too late. He lunges for it and snatches it from my hands.

"KAHL! What the hell are you doing?"

"I.. I wanted to know what's up so I came here to look for clues!"

"That doesn't mean you can look through my private stuff!"

"Aren't you supposed to be at Stan's house?"

"I forgot my PJ's. Um..."

"I wont tell anyone you're gay for our friends okay?"

"I'M NOT KAHL!"

"Well that says otherwise." I point to his journal.

"Just... forget it! Get out!"

*Walking home*

Is Cartman gay? He acts like it a lot, and those drawings...

Butters was in most of them, does he like him? There was also Craig and me. Cartman loves Tweek and Craig, so that leaves me and Butters.

It has to be Butters, right? He is always making him do stupid shit with him. Plus, nobody ever likes me. Especially Cartman. He says I'm "the three j's, Ginger, a Jew, and from Jersey". And he obviously hates me.