Dylan likes dogs. Dylan sniffs dogs. Dogs hate Dylan. I hate Dylan, and dogs. Margarita walks down the road. Dylan mugs her with his dogs. His dogs are barking.
"Put those dogs away!" Yells President Elect Joe Biden.
"You are under arrest," says CIA man.
CIA man does a backflip onto Dylan's dogs, arresting them. President Elect Joe Biden kisses the Kazakhstan flag. He loves potassium.
Kamala Harris arrives in the Harris mobile. She has many baby chickens.
"I would like baby chicken juice, please," says CIA man. CIA man sobs when Kamala Harris insults his mother. Kamala Harris whips and nae naes on CIA man. President Elect Joe Biden flies away. It was Agatha all along.
Dylan sits in federal prison. Dylan was charged with tax evasion, and given the heaviest punishment the US had ever seen. Just like his hero Elmo. Elmo breaks into the jail.
"Elmo says anarchy is good!"
Elmo rips up the Kazakhstan flag. President Elect Joe Biden feels a piece of his heart missing. Flying to the jail President Elect Joe Biden blares NSYNC songs. He feels emo. My Chemical Romance hasn't been invented yet. President Elect Joe Biden invented emoism. It is now the official religion of the United Statues of Liberty.
Dylan and Elmo break out of jail, and they worship the Botswana flag.
"Botswana is better than Kazakhstan!"
President Elect Joe Biden disagrees.
Kamala Harris arrives, slaying the day away.
Also slaying Elmo in the process.
The Harris mobile runs over Elmo, and he turns into a tree.
It was Agatha all along.
Kamala Harris dances on his grave, and the world is at peace.
Kazakhstan has superior potassium, all other countries have inferior potassium.
President Elect Joe Biden sobs every day for his lost Kazakhstan flag. He is not like other girls. The flag was not like other girls. Kazakhstan was different and looked pretty when it took its glasses off. President Elect Joe Biden blushes at the memory. Kamala Harris cartwheels into the room. Dr. Biden is sitting in a corner crying because she will never be as beautiful as the Kazakhstan flag. President Elect Joe Biden slaps Kamala Harris with a fish it was Kazakhstan's favorite fish.
"My wonderful exporter of potassium is gone."
"I know, Joe, all other countries have inferior potassium."
"Kazakhstan," says President Elect Joe Biden as he looks wistfully out of the big White House window, "You very nice place."
A single teardrop falls out of President Elect Joe Biden's eye. Kamala Harris whips and nae naes sadly and Dr. Biden tries to drive off the white house in the Harris mobile. She knew she would never be as great as the Kazakhstan flag.
Little did she know that the Kazakhstan president also was the flag.
The nation mourns President Elect Joe Biden's flag and everyone sings Emo Girl by Willow before they go to bed.
No one understands the Americans because it's not just a phase and no one gets their pain and they can go to Waffle House at five am because it's a free nation.
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Symphony of Politics
RandomThe Political and the Restless Crack Introduction Joe Biden knew being the president would come with a lot of responsibilities... he just didn't know about the emotional devastation that would come with the job, too. (This work is political satire a...
