Therapist: what do we do when we're feeling sad?
Jisung & Tyla : write down the name of whoever wronged me, get some of their hair, put some nails, graveyard dirt and vinegar in a jar...then yell at it and shake it for several days before burying it?
Therapist: ...... um.....
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Tyla: Come on , it's time to wake up.
Minho, without opening his eyes: I'm not sleeping, I'm dead. Leave some flowers and get out.
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Jisung: Is this a good idea?
Jisung: Probably not.
Jisung: Do I care?
Jisung: No.
Tyla: JISUNG NO!!!
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Chan: Tyla is so talented like look at this man she can speak in so many different languages
Chan: she can even sneeze in Korean
Chan Show em tyla
Tyla: Achoomnida
Chan: TALENT
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Lee Know: *arm choke holding Jisung*
Lee Know: Who's the coolest kid in JYP?! Say it!!
Jisung: *wheezing*
Jisung: Han Jisung...
Lee Know: Who?! I can't hear you! *tightens his grip*
Jisung: Han Jisung!!!
Lee Know: *releases him*
Lee Know: That's right. I want to see that seesteem up by lunch tomorrow, Jisung.
Tyla: Chan I'm scared
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Tyla: If you add unseasoned to any word, it becomes an insult
Jisung: Unseasoned hoe
Seungmin: Unseasoned bitch
Hyunjin: Unseasoned hag
Minho, from the other room: you unseasoned FUCKS ITS 3 IN THE MORNING GO TO SLEEP
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Hyunjin: Oh god I'm claustrophobic
Jeongin: What does that mean?
Seungmin: It means he's scared of Santa Claus
Hyunjin: No it doesn't
Felix: HO HO HO
Tyla: Stop it!! Your scaring him!!
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Jeongin: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.
Tyla: Weak. I sleep with a sword under my bed.
Jisung: pfft you both are losing this game.
Jeongin: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Jisung: Lee Minho.
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Chan: do you need a hug?
Tyla: what do you think? *walks off*
Chan:[sighs]*counts with his fingers* 3..2..1
Tyla: *walks back* yeah, i'd take that hug
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Tyla: [picking off petals] he loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me, he loves me not, he-
Chan: he loves you a lot
Tyla:
Chan: i didn't just say that out loud, did i?
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