Chaotically Charming (Autistic Son of an eldritch Horror x Helluva boss. )

Pilot

The scene opens with a shot of Imp City that slowly zooms in on the I.M.P building. The sound of the busy streets can be heard in the background. The scene transitions to a closed door labeled "IMP Headquarters", with a crude sign made from a sheet of notebook paper that reads, "Meeting in progress" with a smiley face drawn next to it. The light flickers as the camera zooms in on the door. Inside, Blitzo is walking in front a whiteboard on the wall as he lectures his employees.

Blitzo: Alright. Now, I know business has been... a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here... [looks at Moxxie] Moxxie.

Moxxie gives him an incredulous look in response.

Blitzo: Now, does anyone have... any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?

Sebastian traced a infinity symbol on the table space in front of him. He wore his yellow clothing on him, old gold shirt, old gold pants, with a mask and a cloak on him. He thought that this would be a good way to experience ways of guns. His mother is the top weapons dealer in hell, he always felt like a cursed child among the family ever since his nightmare. He can still hear his mother's terror and pain...

Millie: [eyes sparkling] What about a car wash?

Blitzo: This is Hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here, okay? [thinks for a second] Wh- Ooh! What about a billboard?

He waves his hands with an enthusiastic flair as sparkles fly out.

Moxxie: [rolls eyes] We can't afford a billboard, sir.

Blitzo: [wraps his arm over Moxxie's shoulder] Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now. [pushes Moxxie away] Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?

Sebastian: I haven't.

Blitzo: Thanks Baz, I always saw you like the employee I didn't want, but always planned on Christmas.

Sebastian forced a smile since he couldn't tell if blitzo was insulting him, or complementing him.

Sebastian: Thanks...

Blitzo turns on a TV that shows the I.M.P. crew brutally murdering people from the overworld as they are paid to do. Blitzo whacks a man in the face with a mallet, Moxxie is blown away firing a shotgun through the mouth of a man tied to a chair, Sebastian chokes a man with a tentacle as 4 other tentacles brutally rip his limbs apart, Loona swings a man back and forth in her mouth, and Millie decapitates someone with a harpoon and laughs. Then, it zooms out to everyone watching the TV, with Loona, Millie, and Blitzo eating popcorn.

Blitzo: Ahh, those were the good times.

Moxxie: I don't need any reminding, sir. Considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel... nobody watches.

Blitzo: Uh, hey. Excuse me? What's "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle, alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit!

Millie: People love musicals, sir.

Sebastian: There's phantom of the opera, Hunchback of Notre Dame, and A Shoggoth on the Roof. Although, A Shoggoth on the Roof ended up failing for some strange reason.........weird......

Blitzo: Exactly, Both of ya! And we're basically doin' a musical. [does jazz hands] Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did?

Moxxie: Sir--

Blitzo: 'Cause, right now? All I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside.

Millie: Are you tryin' to crush his dreams, Moxxie?