𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗜𝗳- ʙʀᴜᴄᴇ ʙᴀɴɴᴇʀ

Special Ep.6- Science Bros

**Scene: Bruce and Tony's Military Training Showdown**

**EXT. MILITARY TRAINING GROUNDS - DAY**

Rows of soldiers are lined up, executing drills under the blazing sun. In the center of the field, General Ross stands with arms crossed, his stern gaze fixed on Bruce Banner and Tony Stark, who are both outfitted in combat gear that neither has any real intention of using.

**GENERAL ROSS:**
"This isn't some playground, Stark. Banner's a liability. If he loses control here, there's going to be more than just a few broken bones."

Tony, completely unfazed, adjusts his sunglasses and flashes a cocky grin at Ross.

**TONY:**
"Well, Ross, I think you're underestimating my friend here. Sure, he's had a bad day or two-who hasn't? But today's about proving he's more than just a 'smash first, ask questions later' kind of guy."

Bruce, standing a little awkwardly, gives Tony a side glance.

**BRUCE:**
"Tony, I don't think this is helping."

**TONY:**
"Oh, don't worry, big guy. I got this. We're gonna turn this whole thing into the 'Ross Show,' starring *us* as the heroes who save the day-without leveling any city blocks."

General Ross narrows his eyes at them, clearly unimpressed.

**GENERAL ROSS:**
"Stark, this is serious. Banner's not a soldier, he's a walking weapon. If he gets out of hand, you'll both be responsible."

Tony shrugs, acting completely casual, and puts his arm around Bruce.

**TONY:**
"Relax, General. We're not here to turn into anything green, loud, or destructive. In fact, I've been working on some calming techniques with my friend here. Y'know, yoga, deep breathing, the usual. He's basically Zen Master Banner now."

Bruce sighs heavily, but he can't help the small smile tugging at his lips.

**BRUCE:**
"You're really not going to stop, are you?"

**TONY:**
"Have you met me?"

General Ross gestures toward the obstacle course: ropes, walls to climb, tires to run through-essentially designed to break even the toughest soldiers.

**GENERAL ROSS:**
"If you two are so sure, then show me. If Banner's really in control, he'll handle this course without... any *incidents.*"

Tony claps his hands together and rubs them with mock enthusiasm.

**TONY:**
"Oh, it's on! Ross, prepare to be dazzled by the dynamic duo: Brains and Brilliance!"

**BRUCE:**
"Which one am I?"

**TONY:**
"Well, obviously you're Brains. I'm Brilliance. Though sometimes, I think I could rock both titles."

They step up to the start of the obstacle course. Soldiers line up, eager to see what's about to go down. Some are whispering, clearly doubting whether Bruce can hold it together.

**TONY:**
"Alright, Hulk-lite, follow my lead." (mock salute) "Let's show the good general how we do things, superhero style."

Tony starts the course first, scrambling over the wall with less grace than he'd care to admit. Bruce, on the other hand, goes slow, controlled, methodically climbing the wall with surprising ease.

**TONY:**
"Look at that form! General, you seeing this? Banner's practically a natural. I mean, who knew he'd excel in army gymnastics?"

Ross doesn't respond, but the scowl on his face deepens as they approach the next section: a high rope swing. Tony grabs the rope, swings with exaggerated flair, and lands with a clumsy stumble, arms flailing.