Going After The Joker

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Bat-Troll enters a lab where Tim Drake was working in.

Bat-Troll: Drake, I know you're the connection to The Joker.

Tim acts like he's ignoring him.

Bat-Troll: Don't pretend you can't hear me.

Tim is revealed to be a hologram and disappears.

Bat-Troll: A hologram.

The lights shut off and a laser gate is activated. The Joker appears on a screen.

Joker: You guessed it, Bat-Fake! The disgruntled Mr. Drake is indeed in my employ. It took him a few years, but he finally found out who ran the real winning team. This is one of Uncle Sam's orbiting defense satellites. Hyperion class, laser-armed. Handy little gadget for shooting down unfriendly missiles or giving someone a world-class hotfoot. Think of it as urban tagging on a grand scale, reminding all and sundry that this is Joker territory. You're welcome to try and stop us but I'm not taking bets on that happening anytime soon. Toodle.

A bunch of lasers starts shooting at Bat-Troll. He uses two Batarangs to make the laser shoot the machine powering the laser gate. He jets out of the building and into the Batmobile with Shelliot.

Bat-Troll: Missed me?

They leave now that they have a clue.

Bat-Troll: Computer, search for the name Jolly Jack.

The computer searches up the address.

Bat-Troll: Abandoned candy factory. Just his style. Branch, I think I've got something. Download this transmission and tell Viva to have her men at that address. I'm gonna—

The Joker appears on the Batmobile's screen.

Joker: Aren't you the nasty tattletale? Ratting me out before I have my fun. Papa spank!

The Batmobile is targeted by the satellite that fires down on him. Shelliot barks.

Bat-Troll: Yeah, I know!

The satellite keeps missing him and hits other spots, then tries to straight up kill him by forming a laser that follows him.

Joker: (laughing) Oh! I'd better sit down before I bust a gut! Catch you later, kiddo!

The laser disappears.

Bat-Troll: It stopped. I'm going after him.

He arrives at the candy factory where the Jokerz ambush him. Chucko uses a bazooka on the Batmobile.

Chucko: Gotcha!

The Batmobile starts falling towards him.

Chucko: Uh-oh!

The Batmobile crashes and causes Chucko to fall. Woof starts to ready his attack.

Bat-Troll: Shelliot.

Shelliot straight up attacks Woof and scares him.

Bat-Troll: Good Bat-Turtle.

Ghoul tries to sneak up on him and Bat-Troll punches him. The Dee Dee's enter the fight and Bat-Troll turns invisible.

Dee Dee: Where'd he go?

Bat-Troll pushes Dee Dee and causes her to push the other one.

Dee Dee: Watch it!

Dee Dee: You watch it!

Bay-Troll pushes them into each other.

Dee Dee: It's him!

They look for him and Bat-Troll uses a bunch of marbles to make them trip. They then run to him and ran into each other when he uses his jet boots.

Bat-Troll: Double down.

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