Bat-Troll Vs The Joker One Last Time

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The Joker begins punching Bat-Troll.

Joker: You're out of your league, McGinnis. I know every trick the original Bat-Troll and Robin knew at their peak.

Bat-Troll: Maybe, but you don't know a thing about me.

Joker: You? What's to know? You're a punk. A rank amateur. A costumed errand boy taking order from two senile Trolls. Still, if it's a whooping you're a-wanting.

Bat-Troll runs.

Joker: That's right. Better to run and save yourself. That's about your speed.

Bat-Troll closes the door and breaks off the lever.

Bat-Troll: Let's dance, bozo.

Bat-Troll and The Joker duke it out.

Bat-Troll: He's tough. Any suggestions, boss.

Branch: Joker's vain and likes to talk. He'll try to distract you, but don't listen. Block it out and power on through.

Bat-Troll: Wait. I like to talk too.

Bat-Troll begins fighting dirty.

Joker: What are you doing?

Bat-Troll: Fighting dirty.

Joker: The real Bat-Troll would never—

Bat-Troll: Told you, you don't know me.

Joker: Funny guy.

Bat-Troll: Can't say the same for you.

Joker: Impudent brat. Who do you think you're talking to?

Bat-Troll: Not a comedian, I'll tell ya that.

Joker: Shut your mouth!

The Joker tries to blast him and Bat-Troll jumps out of the way.

Bat-Troll: The real Bat-Troll never talked to you much, did he? That's probably why you were so fixated with him.

He uses his Batarang to disarm The Joker.

Joker: Don't play psychoanalyst with me, boy!

Bat-Troll: Oh, I don't need a degree to figure you out.

Bat-Troll uses another Batarang to shut off the lights.

Bat-Troll: The real reason you kept coming back was you never got a laugh out of the old man.

Joker: I'm not hearing this.

Bat-Troll: Get a clue, clownie. He's got no sense of humor. He wouldn't know a good joke if it bite him in the cape. Not that you ever had a good joke.

Joker: Shut up! Shut up!

Bat-Troll: I mean, joy-buzzers, squirting flowers? Lame! Where's the A-material? Make a face! Drop your pants! Something!

Joker: Show yourself!

Bat-Troll: You make me laugh, but only cause I think you're kind of pathetic. (Laughing)

Joker: Stop that!

Bat-Troll: (laughing) So you fell into a tank of acid, got your skin bleached, then decided to become a supervillain? What? You couldn't get work as a rodeo clown? (Laughing)

Joker: Don't you dare laugh at me!

Bat-Troll: (laughing) Why? I thought The Joker always wanted to make Bat-Troll laugh! (Laughing)

Joker: You're not Bat-Troll!

The Joker throws grenades at Bat-Troll that explode and causes Bat-Troll to fall. The Joker uses a table to hold him down and takes off his mask as he holds his neck and laughs.

Joker: Come on, McGinnis! Laugh it up now, you miserable little punk! Laugh! I can't hear you!

Terry: Ha ha!

Terry uses one of The Joker's joy-buzzers to destroy the microchip, thus ending The Joker's existence permanently. Tim is now back to normal.

Bat-Troll: Easy, I've got you.

Bat-Troll carries Tim as the beam gets closer. Shelliot barks at the door.

Bat-Troll: Way ahead of you, mutt.

Bat-Troll blows up the door and they all escape as the whole building is destroyed by the beam.

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