Aita for abandoning my ogre friend for some dragon pussy
Yo so basically right im really downbad because none of the bitches im the village want to get some of this donkey deez nuts and my best mate managed to pull a bitch with his big back ass but tbf his girl is a right munter so clapped anyways
i met this fine lil boo thang shes big shes red shes a tree i wanna climb bro she got the ass for back shots but the eyes for missionary.
anyways i met my up with my yardie and keep blowing off big back boy for her and homeboy keeps getting mad at me
but get this right hes literally got a wife and ugly hanging kids so why's he trying to go out and pull bitches when all his big back ass can pull is push doors in mcdonald's i know five fat people and he is four of them
anyways whilst im tearing up this fine b's dragussy he calls me and i say "fuck off ogre im busy!!" he bust down my door whilst i busted deep inside dragetta and he argued with me over choosing dragussy before bros
AITAH???
