AITAH for telling my female co-worker she'd be prettier if she would smile more after having a miscarriage?
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For this story I will be using fake names, to protect both parties involved.
I, Mark (37) M, have been working at a tidy salary office firm for 7 years. My co-worker, Holly (32) F, has been working here for roughly around two years. Holly has never seemed to like me from the minute she started working here, I've never known why and just thought maybe she's afraid of my Gentlemen, nice guy image. I've heard from the others that according to Holly she thinks I'm an incel. Stupid woman, I am a nice guy, I'm respectful, women love me.
A few weeks ago Holly started looking a little on the melted ice-cream side (iygwim). She's always been on the slim yet curvy side, holy moly I could stare at her all day, but again I'm a nice guy so I don't. A few days ago she passed me in the hallway and I told her she'd be prettier if she smiled more to make up for the weight gain. She burst out crying and started screaming profanities at me and was saying how she had just had a miscarriage. I told her that wasn't my problem and clearly she isn't good enough to be a mother and how her own body hates her.
I've had other co-workers attacking me for this, but the bro's got my back and sided with me and how Holly's just really sensitive and has to get over it etc. I went home and told my wife everything and she said if I keep up with this behaviour towards women I'll be seeing divorce papers in my hand soon. I don't think there is anything wrong with my behaviour and how I treat or act towards women because the ladies love me and I'm a nice, respectful, gentleman.
Holy reported me to the superiorities and they've given me a two week suspension with pay. They have also threatened to fire me all together if I "keep it up", but I see nothing wrong with my behaviour and thought of it as stating my opinion.
I honestly can't see what I have done wrong here and think I'm in the right not wrong, as I've said women love me and I'm a nice guy what more could you want?
AITAH???
