redneck
-Texan nationality, this also leads to another headcanon where he has shit ton of firearms as the proud texan he is.
-A fucking alcoholic
Finds this song quite relatable due to the already mentioned reason
-Certified proud racist, would unironically want to drive a car like this in public.
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-Has a boypussy instead of a cock, actually all mannequins have boypussy instead of cocks no matter the gender.
-Probably a confederate
-Homophobic Homosexual
-Dad bod
-His "hair" are actually wooden splinks
-Sounds very masculine, however sometimes sounds like a retarded ass faggot
Oh well here we go again
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Gotta recover the 9k reads somehow y'know
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Disgusting Headcanons About Regretevator
Humorhere we go again original story got deleted and shit this is not very pleasant to read by the way
