Eric's Birthday

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At Forman's house

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At Forman's house

Everybody is in the basement watching 'Green Acres' on the tv while Jackie is doing Kelso's hair. "Does it bother anybody else that these women live in Hooterville?" Steven said staring at the tv. "Technically Petticoat Junction is down the track from Hooterville." Eric said. "Okay, does it bother anybody else that they live down the track from Hooterville?" he said correcting himself.

"It bothers me that they bathe in the town water tank." Donna said. "With the dog, it's dirty." I said. "It isn't the drinking water, it's the water for the train." Jackie said. "What's your point, Jackie?" I asked her. "It's still three naked women with a dog." Donna said to her. "I want to be the Hooterville dog." Fez said and Donna and I glared at him.

"Yoo-hoo! Coming down. Now don't mind me. I'm just putting some clothes in." Kitty said running downstairs with the laundry basket. "Eric honey, I thought you could wear this on your birthday." she said pulling out a shirt from the basket. "It's nice, you look so handsome in it." she said. "Why would I want to dress nice on my birthday?" Eric asked his mom.

"It's your birthday?" Kelso asked turning his head and making Jackie turn his head back. "Oh, you never know what's going to happen on your birthday." Kitty said. "Mom... mom, do not throw a party for me." Eric said to her. "Oh, well, listen to mister popularity." Kitty said. "Like I have time to plan you a party." she said laughing.

"Oh um, by the way... your sister Laurie is coming home from college for the weekend. No special reason, she just is." she said then walked upstairs. "Well, you're getting a party, and best of all it's a surprise." Donna said. "I just realized, Donna's older than you." Kelso said. "Only by a month." Donna said not looking away from the tv. "Good for you Eric." Fez said patting him on the shoulder. "Good for me what?" he asked. "In my country... it is good luck to fall in love with an older woman." Fez said. "Fez.. Fez." Eric said trying to get him to stop talking. "No, they come with livestock." Fez said.

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