Ink: Oh, this is.....uhm, Aether, how much do you know of FNAF??
Aether: If my life is going to be shown in that world, so be it.
Kenny: Hold on, hold on, hold on.....Fnaf!!?
Dainsleif: What is FNAF??
Kenny: Five Nights at Freddy's. A story of a man who killed kids, then those kids possessed animatronics that tries to take revenge on their killer
Asta: WHAT!!?
Caelus: He actually killed ten or more kids
Arlecchino: Who's the killer!!?
Aether: That we can't say
Lumine: Does everyone want to know this story?? Cuz it was famous back in the days, even now I can say
Natasha: Sure why not....
Ink: Good, and who better to explain this story better than the legend himself. Matpat!!!
Matpat: I present to you the story of a loving father who slowly descended into madness and along the way discovered the secret to eternal life....
Nahida: Eternal life??
Dottore: Something I wish for
Scaramouche: And you are not getting it
Matpat: Our story begins not in the 1980s or even in the 1970s, but all the way back in the 1930s. It was the throes of the Great Depression, and people were in desperate need of cheap entertainment, especially in Utah
Himeko: The Great Depression??
Lumine: 1930s was the Great Depression. People were struggling to get jobs and the pay was terrible......
Blade: What other years were terrible??
Ink: There is 2020 everybody's worst nightmare
Bronya: What happened in 2020??
Aether: Let's see, I'll give you an example of it. We have seen the worst years in history on every world, 1347 had the Bubonic Plague, 1666 had the Great London Fire, 1929 had the stock market crash, but that 2020 has somehow managed to combine all that into one spectacular arse crunching dumpster fire when they were only half way through the year
Lumine: January, 46 million acres of bushfire in Australia. Lost some of the world's heritage forests......
Yelan: That sounds bad enough
Lumine:......and over a billion animals. Indonesia, had one of the biggest floods. And the Locust Plague in East Africa
Maulani: Archons!! That in one month!!
Aether: Exactly...... There's also the Ukrainian plane crash and the earthquake in Turkey. And then the worst humanitarian crisis of them all the release of Tiger King on Netflix
Kinich: We're not going to ask about that
Lumine: Good, Also following the death of Kobe Bryant and that leaves us until......guys what's next??
Kenny: All the way to March.....
Lumine: Ah right. There was a global pandemic and the world ran out of toilet paper, and I don't know, how in the hell people can run out of toilet paper.
Caelus: Nobody took the pandemic seriously. And there was still a mass outdoor gathering. Which spreads the virus even more.
Aether: Yes, the mass outdoor gathering......apart from the protests marches of every single city in the world
