The Night The Boogeyman Came To The Cul-De-Sac

Chapter Two - The Hunt For Spook-E-Ville

As the Eds set out on their search for Spook-E-Ville, Eddy began guiding Ed and Edd through the Cul-De-Sac by following the map. This quickly took the Eds outside the Cul-De-Sac and into a nearby forest. Immediately, Edd became wary. 

Edd: Um....I'm not sure about this, Eddy. This doesn't look very safe. 

Eddy: Relax, Sockhead! The map says the first clue is through this forest! 

Edd: And what pray tell is our "first clue"?

Eddy: First we gotta cut through this forest which will lead us to a big pumpkin patch! 

Ed: PUMPKINS! JACK-O-LANTERNS LIGHT THE WAY FOR LOTHAR AND FRIENDS!

As the Eds begins wandering the forest, it was clear to Edd that Eddy didn't know where he was going despite being in possession of the map. 

Edd: Eddy? Do you even know where we are?

Eddy: Of course I do, Double D?! What do you take me for? An idiot?

Edd: I'm just saying that I am very well versed in map navigation. If we're lost, then I can at least.....

Eddy: How many times do I have to tell you?! I'm in charge of the map and I say we're going the right way! You can either get with the program or.....

Eddy then trips over a branch and is launched straight into a tree. As Eddy struggles to get himself out, Ed charges in with spatula in hand and attempts to get Eddy out. Edd sighs as he looks to the ground and sees the map. Edd picks it up and proceeds to analyze it. Edd then pulls out a pen and sticky note and proceeds to draw out a copy of the map. 

Edd: Better safe than sorry, gentlemen. Now then....

As Edd was about to run to Ed and Eddy, Edd was shocked to see someone laying down against a tree. 

Edd: GOOD LORD, MAN! Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear oh dear.....this is extremely bad! Oh what a cruel world this is! What am I supposed to....

The man suddenly yawns as he slowly wakes up. 

Stranger: Oh hey, dude. 

Edd: Um....might I ask what you're doing sleeping out here?

Stranger: I just finished my shift at work and decided to take a nap here. 

Edd: That seems....irresponsible. Never mind. My friends and I are lost. Could you please point us in the direction of the nearest pumpkin patch?

Stranger: Really? That's where I was working. 

Edd: Huh. How far is this pumpkin patch?

Stranger: You just go straight ahead and take a left. Shouldn't miss it. 

Edd: Thank you for your directions, kind sir. 

Edd then begins walking away from the man as he proceeds to yawn and take another nap. When Edd approaches Ed and Eddy, Ed manages to yank out of the tree, but not before smacking Eddy onto another tree. 

Eddy: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME, LUMPY?! 

Ed: LOTHAR HAS SAVED HIS FRIEND FROM THE DEATH THROES OF THE LAND TERRORSQUID! 

As Eddy groans in anger, Edd walks up to Eddy and hands him back the map. 

Edd: You dropped this, Eddy. The pumpkin patch lies straight ahead. We'll want to take a left after that. 

Eddy was confused for a moment as he glanced back at the map. Ed simply gave a big goofy grin as he followed Edd. 

Eddy: Um...sure! I knew that! 

Eddy glances at the map once more, confused as to how Edd knew what he was going, not knowing that Edd had drew himself a copy of the map so that he would be able to navigate the map. 

Eddy: Hey wait up!

Eddy runs to catch up to Ed and Edd. 

Edd: So to the pumpkin patch, Eddy? 

Eddy: You know it! Candy Central here we come! 

With that, the Eds continue their search for Spook-E-Ville. Some time later, the man was still taking a nap when something woke him up. 

Stranger: Huh.....man what time is it? Hey you wouldn't happen to have the time, do you?

When the stranger looked up, he saw Michael Myers staring back at him. Michael's appearance startled the man as he got back on his feet. At first, he thought Michael Myers was some guy in a Halloween costume. 

Stranger: That's a sick costume, man!

Michael Myers stares at the man with a blank expression while he tilts his head slightly. The man becomes freaked out by this and attempts to walk away, but Michael attacks him with the knife.

Stranger: Hey! What the hell is your problem?!

Michael Myers viciously attacked the man with his knife. Landing a few slashes in with his knife, the stranger pushes Michael away and attempts to run. 

Stranger: Shit....shit....HELP! HELP!

But the stranger didn't get far as Michael Myers grabbed the man and slammed him against the tree he had been sleeping on. Michael strangles the man for a bit before slamming his head against the tree. 

Stranger: Oh no....I'm not going out like this, you son of a bitch!

The man attempts to fight back, but Michael stabs the man in the chest with his knife and pins him to the tree. The man struggles desperately as Michael Myers simply stares at the man. Eventually, the man succumbs to his wounds and dies. Once the man was dead, Michael pulls the knife out of the man's body and the man's body slumps to the ground. After that, Michael Myers simply walks away, going in the direction that the Eds were going. As for the Eds, they were blissfully unaware that the Boogeyman Michael Myers was after them.