As the Eds were on the home stretch for Spook-E-Ville, Eddy and Ed were practically frothing at the mouth over all the candy they imagined was waiting for them. But Edd was still terrified out of his mind, knowing Michael Myers was lurking around. As they reached the haunted house, Eddy turned to the other Eds.
Eddy: Here we are, boys! Spook-E-Ville is in that house! Get ready for buckets and buckets of candy!
Edd: Eddy, please! I must implore you to turn back before we....
When Edd turned around, he saw Michael Myers approaching them.
Edd: Um....let's head inside!
The Eds quickly ran inside the house. While Eddy and Ed began searching the house, Edd quickly shuts the door and locks the door. Edd then attempts to barricade the house, but the dresser proved too heavy for him.
Edd: Curse my feeble muscles! I.....
Suddenly, banging was heard as Michael Myers attempts to break down the door. Knowing it was only a matter of time until Michael Myers broke in, Edd ran away in search for Eddy and Ed.
Edd: EDDY! ED! WHERE ARE YOU?!
When Edd reached the dining room, he saw Eddy and Ed gathering around a grandfather clock.
Edd: Gentlemen! I fear we are in grave danger! We....
Eddy: WE FOUND IT, DOUBLE D! SPOOK-E-VILLE! LOOK AT ALL THIS CANDY! IT'S SPOOK-E-VILLE! Is my brother the man or what?
Eddy and Ed then shows Edd bags upon bags of Halloween candy. Edd was more concerned about Michael Myers who was on the verge of breaking down the door. Before Edd could warn them, Michael Myers broke down the door. The Eds turned to face Michael Myers who stood in the doorway.
Edd: It's....it's him!
Eddy: Oh relax, Double D! This guy is just trying to mooch off of our find! HEY! BACK OFF! SPOOK-E-VILLE IS......
Before Eddy could finish his sentence, Michael Myers grabs Eddy by the throat and throws him against the grandfather clock. As Eddy slowly gets up, he sees Michael Myers readying his knife. It was at this moment that Eddy realized what was going on.
Eddy: Okay....I believe you......RUN!
The Eds begin running away from Michael Myers as he began chasing them. When they attempted to go through the back door, they door was jammed.
Eddy: OPEN THE DOOR, SOCKHEAD!
Edd: I CAN'T, EDDY! THE DOOR IS JAMMED!
As Edd attempts to open the door, Michael Myers attempts to stab the Eds, but misses and hits the door. The Eds run up the stairs to get away from Michael Myers. Michael Myers grabs a nearby lamp and throws it at the Eds, hitting Ed in the head. As Ed recovers from this, his eyes fizzle static and he see Michael Myers as a slasher. Ed prepares his spatula and walks towards Michael Myers.
Edd: ED! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!
Eddy: GET BACK HERE, LUMPY!
Ed pays no attention as he walks towards Michael. Ed stares down Michael Myers.
Ed: EARTH IS NOT YOUR PLAYGROUND, SLASHER FROM THE UNDERGROUND WORLD!
Ed grabs a lamp and begins smacking Michael Myers with it. The force of the strike pushes Michael Myers out of a nearby window. Michael Myers slowly gets out and begins attacking Ed, attempting to stab Ed with his knife, but Ed's spatula manages to catch the knife. Ed then headbutts Michael with enough force to push him towards the house's attic. The attic opens, dropping an iron among other things onto Michael Myers, stunning him.
Ed: LOTHAR SHALL SLAY YOU, SLASHER OF THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE UNDERWORLD OF FIRE AND ROCK!
As Michael Myers recovers, he grabs Ed and begins viciously beating Ed. This snaps Ed out of his trance.
Ed: HELP! MASKED KILLER HAS COME FOR ED!
Ed grabs a nearby beam and smacks Michael Myers, knocking him back several feet. Removing the beam caused the house to shake.
Edd: Oh dear! The house is coming down!
Eddy: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
With that, the Eds run out of the house while Michael Myers begins chasing out of them. The Eds managed to get out of the house before it collapsed. Michael Myers was not so lucky as the house collapsed on top of him. The Eds didn't wait to stick around as they simply kept running away back all the way back to the Cul-De-Sac. When they reached the Cul-De-Sac, the Eds took a moment to catch their breath.
Edd: Finally.....we're safe.....
Eddy: That was crazy.....
Ed: We will wait here, safe till morn. The monsters have been defeated. The slasher has been cast back into the void. Lothar is pooped.
Eddy looks around to see the lights going out in the house, indicating that they were done Trick Or Treating.
Eddy: OH NOW THAT'S GREAT! WE FIND SPOOK-E-VILLE AND SOME MASKED MORON MESSES IT UP FOR THE REST OF US!
Edd: At least we escaped with our lives intact.
Eddy turns around to see three bags of candy, similar to the ones they had at the house.
Eddy: LOOK! OUR BAGS!
The Eds grabbed the bags, revealing it to be filled to the brim with candy.
Eddy: YES! YES YES YES YES YES! WE GOT OUR CANDY!
Ed: CANDY! CANDY CANDY GOOD FOR ED!
Edd: I might caution that you have any and all Halloween candy carefully inspected by your parents as a....
Eddy: Let's dig into the cady, boys!
With that, the Eds begin digging into their candy, celebrating their Halloween win. Meanwhile back at the ruins of the haunted house, Michael Myers emerged from the wreckage, heavily injured. Michael Myers breathes heavily as he simply walks away, ready to go into the town to continue his killing spree on his way back home.
YOU ARE READING
The Night The Boogeyman Came To The Cul-De-Sac
HorrorWhen Halloween arrives in the Cul-De-Sac, the Eds once more attempt to seek out the town of Spook-E-Ville. But as the Eds search for Spook-E-Ville, Michael Myers wanders the dark and scary forest on his way to return to Haddenfield to terrorize the...
