(The scene starts with Blitzø peaking around the corner of a building)
(He then runs and climbs up a metal pipe that leads to the window of the building)
(Blitzø unlocks the window as he tries to get in through the window)
Blitzø: Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on...
(Blitzø managed to get through the window, but falls while doing so)
Blitzø: Shit shit shit shit shit shit SHIT!
(Blitzø was about to stand up, but then gets hit with a taser)
(The one who tased Blitzø was a Nurse)
Nurse: Well if it isn't the deadbeat.
(Blitzø gets up and dusts himself off)
Blitzø: Well, if it isn't nurse pussy face.
Nurse: You ain't getting in here. How many times do I have to sodomize you with a taser before you take a hint?
Blitzø: As many as it takes to get me off, now enough with this foreplay, where's Barb?
Nurse: She checked out months ago, but that ain't none of your business.
Blitzø: Wait what? How? This is- wh- Where the fuck did she go?
(The Nurse threatens Blitzø with the taser)
Nurse: Yeah, like I'm gonna tell you ass clown.
Blitzø: You know I kill people for a living, right bitch?
Nurse: Oh I'm SO FUCKING scared...
(Blitzø gave up as he walked towards the window)
Blitzø: Ugh.... Fine.
Nurse: Blitz, she's got a job now, a life. Don't fuck it up by finding her.
Blitzø: Oh that's nice, why don't you take that advice and shove it right between your pussy-
(Blitzø falls out of the window as he screams the last word of the sentence to the Nurse)
Blitzø: LLLLIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPSSSS!!!
(The scene changes to Blitzø entering the I.M.P room as he was completely covered in leaves)
(Moxxie and Millie were talking to a client)
Moxxie: Sir! There's a client here who wants to-
(Blitzø ignored Moxxie as he goes into his office and slams his door)
Millie: I'm sorry, you were saying?
Sinner: Well, it's just that I'm sure one of the other camp counselors killed me. I'm just not sure which one...
Moxxie: How could you not know?
(The Sinner starts explaining)
Sinner: I was out on the lake when my boat started to sink. Someone had drilled holes in it. The counselors are the only ones with keys to the boathouse, and they're the only ones who knew I couldnt swim. It had to be them.
Moxxie: Hmm, we don't typically do investigations, I'll have to check with the boss.
(Moxxie opens up Blitzø's office door as he was scrolling through papers of the numbers he has)
Moxxie: Uh, pardon moi sir.
Blitzø: Not now Mox.
Moxxie: Sir, there's a client that needs us to investigate his death, and we don't usually-
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Helluva boss (Oc Story)
ActionSeskester (Ses), a Imp assassin that works for the I.M.P as he joins Blitzø and the others on adventures as he makes a lot of friends and enemies as he tries to make through the Present of his life and tries to set up his Future. But his mysterious...
