Spring Broken

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(The scene opens up with the I.M.P van driving down the pride ring with loud music playing in the background)

Blitzø: I love this song!

(Blitzø tries to sing the lyrics but messes up)

(Loona was on her phone and was annoyed)

(In the back seat was moxxie millie and ses. Moxxie was trying to cover his ears as millie was looking at the pride city)

(Ses was just annoyed at the song. But something caught his eye)

(He saw an imp getting beaten up on the street by sinners while they stole his money)

(Ses had a sad look on his face when they were pulling into their parking lot)

(Until a pink car drifted into their parking lot)

Blitzø: HOLY SHIT F***!

(Blitzø quickly made the van drift because of his panic as he stepped on the brake to make the van stop)

Blitzø: Oh you suck for life do ya?

(Blitzø pulls out a microphone)

Blitzø: Listen up you utterly pink CUM DUMP. You have 3 goddamn seconds to get your dick out of my parking spot!

(Out came a succubus demon this was Verosika Mayday)

(Out came a succubus demon this was Verosika Mayday)

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Blitzø: Oh shit..... Verosika.

Verosika: Blitzo....

Blitzø: I should've known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles. Which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is...

(Blitzø falls out of the van and gets back up)

Blitzø: Three rings down!

Verosika: And I should have known you've been here when i heard the amber alerts.

Blitzø: Oh yeah. I'm surprised they let your fatass out of rehab. I can still see your a drunken whore. Holding onto that beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in hell!

(Verosika flicks back her long hair)

Verosika: They let me out because I am still famous and rehab is for sad wash-ups.

(Verosika takes a sip out of her beelzejuice bottle)

Verosika: So your sister says hi.

Blitzø: Why are you parking here? This is the only parking spot my company has. So take your tampon race car somewhere else!

Verosika: Actually prick. It has my name on it.

(Verosika points down as the parking spot has verosika spray painted on it)

Verosika: I'm doing a little free lance for the infinitely more successful companies in the building.-

(Loona was looking at verosika through the window of the van)

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