Max is standing in front of an ATM when he was approached by two men.
???: Out of the way Grandpa I've got a major withdrawal to make.
The larger man grabs Max and tosses him to the ground.
Meanwhile inside the ice cream store Gwen leans forward and looks at the multiple different flavors of ice cream.
Gwen: what do you have that's non-fat with less than 3% sugar?
Clerk: Napkins.
Y/n: careful Gwen if you lose any more weight than that the slightest gust of wind might blow you away.
Clerk: What about you kids?
Y/n looks at the multiple flavors of ice cream and smirks.
Y/n: I can't make a decision so I'll just take them all.
Y/n climbs over the counter and proceeded to open the refrigerator and begin loading tubs of ice cream into a sack brought with him.
Clerk: Hey you can't just-
Before he could finish Y/n hits him over the head with the sack knocking him out cold.
Gwen: Y/n! What do you think you're doing?!
Y/n: well Gwen I saw multiple flavors of ice cream I didn't feel like paying for them so I just decided to jump over the counter and take them simple as that.
Jen: That's stealing
Y/n: spare me your heroic ideals the ice cream store's in the middle of the desert I don't think anybody would care enough to come out here over ice cream theft. You guys want any specific flavor or something?
Jen hears the commotion outside and sees a thug.
Jen: Grandpa's in trouble.
She ran out of the store the thugs try to rip the atm off the wall but their car wouldn't move.
Thugs 1#: What the hell?
The steering wheel suddenly morphs into upgrade's face.
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Upgrade: Sorry but your cash request has been denied.
She throws the thug out of the truck.
Thug #1: no weird blob is going to keep me from getting my payday.
The thug gets up what feels a tap on the shoulder.
Max: Hey there.
Before the thug could react Max punches him. The second thug tries to attack Max from behind but before he could Y/n hit them in the back of the head with the sack knocking him out.
Y/n: it's always these regular humans.
Gwen: Hello! Your a human too
Y/n: compared to you and the old man I'm superhuman.
