Inside a museum Y/n stood there bored out of his mind as the tour guide explained boring facts that he didn't ask about.
Guide: and behind the impenetrable glass is the recently discovered and only copy of the arkhamada book of spells.
Y/n: it's soooo boring
Gwen/Guide: it contains ancient witchcraft and rituals from the late 1600s.
Guide: maybe you should work here dear.
Y/n: she's right think about it Gwen when she's nearing the end of her life she could pass you those weird ass glasses and be like "it's up to you now to educate tourists on boring facts that they didn't ask for"
Jen: Don't listen to him and don't let Mummy face get to you. She's probably older than that spell book.
Y/n: speaking of that spell book how much do you think It'll fetch on eBay? I'm thinking 2,000- no 3000- no that's still too low 5,000 yeah.
Gwen: Y/n even if you want to steal it you won't be getting through that impenetrable glass. You heard the tour guide It's unbreakable.
Y/n: You still know that frostbite exists right.
Gwen: Y/n please I'm begging you don't steal the spell book.
Y/n: did I hear steal the spell book? I think I heard steal the spell book.
Jen: you didn't hear that.
Gwen: Y/n for once please keep your hands to yourself.
Y/n: I don't get what the big deal is the book is just sitting there and it's practically just begging for someone to come steal it.
The museum starts to shake as everyone began levitating off the ground.
Max: something tells me this isn't on the tour.
Red mist enters through the window and stops in front of the book.
Y/n: the hell?
Out of the mist floats a man as he made his way to the glass
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Hex: the arkhamada book of spells and all of it's power shall soon be mine.
Y/n: See gwen even the homeless are trying to make a quick buck.
Hex: Fah me doof!
All the charms on the man's body starts glowing and the glass protecting the book shatters.
Y/n: damn it that homeless man is going to get it before I do.
Y/n tried to swim towards the book but makes no progress.
Gwen: Wow really smart of you to try and swim through air.
Y/n watched helplessly as the book levitates into his hand.
