"Legend tells of a legendary warrior, who's kung fu skills were the stuff of legend. He traveled the land in search of worthy foes."
entering into an inn, the mysterious figure sat down at a table and began to chew on delicious dumplings.
"I see you like to chew!" one foe stated, watching the figure eat. "Maybe you should chew... ON MY FIST!" exclaimed the foe, slamming his fist on the table, trying to get a reaction out of the figure.
The warrior said nothing, for his mouth was full. Then he swallowed. . .and then he spoke.
"Enough talk. Let's fight! Sha-Ba-booee!"
The warrior sprint into action knocking the group of foes down!
"He was so deadly, in fact that his enemies would go blind from his over-exposure to pure awesomeness!!"
"My eyes!!" a foe exclaimed in pain from the light.
"He's to awesome!" screamed another.
"And attractive~" a small girl sighed in aw.
"How can we repay you?" Asked the inn waiter.
"There's no charge for awesomeness... Or attractiveness." replied the warrior.
KABLOWE!
"It matter not how many foes he faced. They were no match for his boadacity."
No matter how many enemies were thrown at him, hundreds, thousands, he blinded him with his pure awesomeness.
"Never before had a kid been so feared and so loved. Even the most heroic heroes in all in the vally. The Furious 5! Bowed and respect to this great master."
"We should hang out."
"... Agreed."
YAAH!
"But hanging out would have to wait, cause when you're facing the 10 thousand Demons of shebon mountain, There's only one thing that matters, and that's!-"
" Danny. Get up. You'll be late for work."
What?
Falling now in his dream, and waking up back into reality. A tired red haired boy named, Danny, but he calls himself Daring Danny X. Slowly wakes up on the floor of his room.
"Danny. Get up!" Called his mother.
Danny's wondering eyes looked around his room which was full of posters of his favorite heroes of the furious 5, which he admired. Looking at the surroundings of this new day. He sighed tiredly. Trying to use his legs to stand up but failed. Trying to go a cool trick like his heroes.
"Danny? What are you doing up there?" Asked his mother.
"Uh. . . Nothing." He replied. Just getting up with his hands "WAH! YAH!"
Now looking over at his action figures of his heroes.
"Taylor ,Katie ,Ace ,Carlos , Jake. ROAR!!!!" Mimicking the styles of kung fu each of each master. Only to get a weird glance from his neighbor from his window, while his neighbor was watering his plants.
Danny ducked down in embarrassment. Until his mother called.
"Danny, Let's go! You're late for work!"
"Coming!"
Running back and forth Danny feel down the stairs and landing on his chin, seeing his mother right there carrying bags of food supplies.
"Sorry, mom." Danny apologized.
"Sorry doesn't make the noodles." Ms. Wingnut said.
Ms. Wingnut is a cook who makes noodles and other yummy food. She also owns the restaurant. With the help from her son, Danny who she raised on her own.
"What we're you doing up there? All that noise?" She asked, putting down the supplies.
"Oh, nothing. Just had a crazy dream."Danny replied, helping on starting the soup.
"About what?"
"Huh?"
"What were you dreaming about?" Wingnut asked, cutting up the vegetables.
"What was I?... Uh..." Hesitant at first. "I was dreaming about ...uh..um... Noodles."
"Noodles? You were really dreaming about noodles?" His mother replied thinking to herself.
"Uh yeah. What else would I be dreaming about?" Danny said, handing out orders to customers. "Oh Careful! Tha soup is super!... Sharp." Seeing a Ninja Star on the soup order.
"Happy day! My son finally had the noodle dream!" Ms. Wingnut, with excitement she ran around and went to a counter and put on an appreon and works hat on Danny. "You have no idea how long I've been waiting for this moment! This is a sign, Danny!"
"A sign of what?"
"You are almost ready to be entrusted with my secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup! And then you will fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant! Just as I took it over from my mother, who took it over from her mother, who won it from a friend in a game of mahjong."
"Mom. Mom. Mom. It was just a dream."
"No. It was the dream." Serving a customer with soup, Wingnut looked into Danny's eyes. "The noodle folks run through are veins."
"But Mom didn't you ever wanna, do something else? Besides making noodles?"
"Actually when I was young and crazy, I wanted to run away and learn to make tofu."
"So why didn't you?"
"Oh, Cause it was just a stupid dream." She giggled, chopping more veggies. "Can't you imagine me making tofu?!" She sighed laughing. "No! We all have our place in this world, mine's is here and your's is-"
"I know. It's Here."
"No! It's at table's 2, 5, 7, and 12! Service with a smile!"
Throwing orders of soup at Danny as he caught them, and making him smile.
Danny sighed as he looked out the window, seeing the mountain where the Jade palace stands. Wondering.

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Kung Fu Kid
FanficDanny might just be the laziest, clumsiest kid in the Valley, but he secretly dreams of becoming a kung fu legend. When the villainous, Victoria Vance threatens Danny's homeland, the hapless kid is chosen to fulfil an ancient prophecy and defend the...