☆𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒☆ | 𝐅𝐭.𝐈𝐂𝐓

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Rohit: Well,if someone gives you 100 dollars for being ugly would you take it?

Rishabh: I am not going to deny 100 dollars just because someone has a bad eyesight.

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Rishabh: I do what I want.

Shreyas : I'm calling Rohit-

Rishabh: No,wait--

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Virat and Rohit,: It's movements like these that we will never forget.

Mahi: With the help of a therapist , hopefully I will.

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(Rohit,After losing Yuzi and Hardik in a mall)

Rohit,walking up to a store manager: I just lost my two brothers, can I make an announcement.

Store Manager: Sure.

Rohit: Good Bye,little sh**s.

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Virat: You wanna talk about your emotions,Rahul.

Rahul: Hmm...nahh

Rishabh: I do.

Virat: I know,Rishabh.

Rishabh: I'm sad.

Virat: I know Rishabh.

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Jassi,opening the door : After you.

Sanjana: No,after you.

Jassi: No,no,after you.

Hardik,pushing both of them: After me .

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Mahi: Did you listen even one word I said?

Virat: In my defence, I listened to five,which is a record for me.

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(When,they were kids)

Rohit,teaching Jassi maths: Jassi , if you have ten cookies and I ask you for three  .How many would be left with you?

Jassi: None.

Rohit: Jassi,that is basic maths. It isn't that hard-

Jassi: Because I will give you the ten cookies, Bhaiya you deserve them<3.

Rohit:

Rohit,holding back tears: Gross.Absolutely disgusting .Get out of my room.

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Virat: Be careful with the onions, they will make you cry.

Yuzi:Not if I make them cry,first.

Yuzi:*stabs onions*

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Hardik: Well you may be asking "Hardik, how did you get your leg stuck in a chair?"

Hardik: *slightly baffled and trying to get out*Well guys, "Hardik doesn't know either"

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Virat: Do you want to hear the good news,or bad news first?

Mahi: Uh,the good news.

Virat:

Virat: It's very unlikely,that I will do it again.

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Rohit: Hey, Can you please carry this for me?

Rishabh: Idk, already the weight of my depression is too much to carry.

Rohit: Just hold this f**king grocery bag,Rishabh.

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Virat: Rahul just won't come of his room.

Hardik: Tell him I said something.

Virat:Uh, like what?

Hardik: Anything,anything incorrect .

Rahul:*coming out of the room* DId YoU jUsT sAY
sUn is a fReAKiNg PlAnEt.

Virat:

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Ishan: I'm 80% exhausted,10% sarcasm and 20% don't care.

Shubman: that's 110%.

Ishan : 20% don't care.

Shubman : should have seen that coming.

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Rohit: Do you both want to tell me how you both crashed the car ?

Shreyas: Well, there was something on the road and he  couldn't see it so I yelled " Rishabh,deer".

Rishabh:

Shreyas: Do you want to tell him,what your response was?

Rohit:

Rishabh: "Yes,honey?"

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Virat: Do you know what people always  ask me ?

Rohit: "Will you please,leave the premises?"

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Kuldeep:*knocking his bedroom door * Can we go to a haunted house?!

Jaddu: What's wrong with the one we live in ?

Kuldeep: Wait-WHAT?!

Jaddu: *slowly closes his bedroom door *

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(Shubman and Ishan)

Ishan : You awake?!

Shubman : Yup *kisses his cheek*

(Virat and Rohit )

Virat: Ro,you awake?!

Rohit : What the hell do you want?! *frustated sigh*

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Thank you for reading <3❤💗

~Author.