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Jassi: I now feel only one emotion and that's anger.

Hardik: Last night you texted me a bunch of heart emojis-

Jassi: ouT oF aNgER-

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Hardik: I guess I'm too tough to cry.

Rahul:  Last night you were crying about snakes.

Hardik,tearing up: THEY DON'T HAVE ANY ARMS!!

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Mahi : I just want to hear those three sweet words.

Virat and Rohit: We love you.

Mahi: That's so sweet.Try again.

Virat and Rohit:

Virat and Rohit: We will behave .

Mahi: Good.

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Hardik: Everything will be alright.

Rahul: How can you say that?!

Hardik: Because sometimes when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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Rahul: What are you? Twelve?

Hardik: On a scale of one to ten,yes.

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Rohit,looking into the first aid kit: wHY WOULD YOU FILL IT WITH DORITOS?

Hardik,bleeding : I thought it was funny then.

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Virat: You're giving me a sticker?

Rohit: Not just any sticker, it is a sticker with a kitty saying "Me-Wow".

Virat: I'm not a pre-schooler.

Rohit: Okay,then I am taking it back.

Virat: Back off. I earned it.

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Krunal Pandya: This is so humilating!!

Hardik: Hey, remeber what family you are in. We sold our dignity to devil for good looks.

Krunal Pandya: Yeah and it looks he ripped you off.

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Jemimah: Do you remember that horrible roommate you had in your early days?

Smriti: You mean you?

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Smriti: Wait,are you alright shreya?!

Shreyanka,lying on the floor: I'm depressed.

Smriti: Damn,me too.

Smriti: No, wait,Hi depressed I'm dad.

Smriti:No,wait,what's wrong?

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Jemimah: Sometimes I talk to myself.

Jemimah: OMG! Same.

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Virat: Rahul said he likes mysterious guys.

Hardik: Alright.

*Later*

Rahul: Where are you going?

Hardik: ITS NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSSINESS!

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Ishan, entering into the room: GUYS,OH MY GOD!GUYS!

Shubman,whispering: Shh,Rah bhaiya is sleeping.

Ishan,whispering: Oh,shit.Sorry.

Shubman,whispering: What's wrong?

Ishan,whispering: There's a fire.

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Alternate Responses to " I love you "

Jassi: *laughs nervously*

Virat: Thanks.

Rishabh: A horrible decision,really.

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Rohit,holding up a picture of Jassi and Harry: Have you seen my brothers?

Jaddu: Uh,not since yesterday. Are they missing?

Rohit: Oh,no. They're fine. They are playing video games in the bedroom.

Rohit: I just wanted people to look at them. Aren't they perfect?

Jaddu:

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Virat: Ro,how do I get my revenge?

Rohit: Letting go and living life to the fullest is the best revenge.

Virat:

Virat: Jaddu,How do I get my revenge?

Jaddu: Cricket Bat.Hit.Done.

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Ishan,going through the McDonald's drive thru: Hey! Do you have the happy meals?

Worker: Uh,yeah.

Ishan: Can I get the happy without meal?

Worker:

Ishan: Please.

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Rishabh: Dear Santa, I'm writing to let you know

Rishabh: I've been naughty this year and it was worth it

Rishabh: you judgemental piece of crap

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Harmanpreet: I want you  to kill someone and make it look like an accident.

Jemimah: Say no more.

(Later)

Police Officer: Looks like the killer beat the person to death and placed a banana peel by his feet.

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