☆𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒☆ | 𝐅𝐭.𝐈𝐂𝐓

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Hardik: I want to tell you guys a joke but I can only remember the punchline.

Jassi: Go ahead.

Hardik: Tooth-hurthy

Rahul and Jassi: When is the best time to go to the dentist?

Hardik: You two complete me .

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Rohit: Who the hell ate my fries? I'm going to f*cking ki-

Virat: I did.

Rohit: Kiss you on the cheek and hug you because you haven't been eating enough lately.

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(When they were kids )

Krunal: There's a monster under my bed and it's really ugly.

Hardik,on the bottom bunk: Honestly,fuck you.

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Teacher: Mr.Pant, May I speak to you in private?

Rishabh: Ooh, someone's in trouble!!

Teacher:

Rishabh:

Rishabh: It's me. I don't know why I did that.

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Mahi bhai: Name a way to be nice to others .

Virat: Don't kill them.

Mahi bhai: Setting the bar a little low,but I'll allow it.

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Ishan: What if you hit your alarm one day and it hit you back ?

Rishabh: That would be alarming.

Rohit: gET OUT OF MY ROOM.NOW.

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Hardik: Do crabs think fishes are flying?

Jassi: How high are you?

Hardik: 5'11"

Jassi:

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Hardik: You know me ,

Hardik: I'm just bad at everything, I don't know how to stop it.

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Shubman: You're acting like a child .

Ishan: I'M NOT ACTING.

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Rohit: Swear words are banned in this household from now on. You'll be prohibited from eating ice-cream if you say one.

Virat: Heck.

Rohit: You're on thin f*cking ice.

Rohit: Oh Sh*t-

Rohit: I mean, oh no-

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(If Rishabh was a police officer)

Rishabh,on the phone : 911,What's your emergency?

Rishabh: What do you mean by you're murdered?

Rishabh: That's illegal, people can't do that.

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Hardik,wearing Rahul's glasses: How do I look?

Rahul,squinting his eyes: I have no idea.

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Shubman: So you lied?

Ishan: I may have.

Shubman: You may have or you did?

Ishan: I may have did.

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(Before Rohit and Virat were officially dating)

Rohit: What I am trying to say is.... What if we go to a party not as friends?

Virat,gasping: AS ENEMIES?!

Rohit:

Rohit,sighing: I don't know why I feel the way I feel about you.

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Rahul: Harry I think your calculations are a bit off.

Hardik: They can't be off if I didn't do any .

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Ishan: Here's a hot nice cup of tea.

Shubman, taking a sip: It's cold.

Ishan: Nice cup of tea.

Shubman: It's horrible.

Ishan: Cup of tea.

Shubman: Is this even tea?

Ishan: Cup.

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Hardik: Thank you for agreeing to see me.

Rahul: I didn't agree to see you. You walked in here and started talking!

Hardik: I don't have time for history lessons!

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Yuzi: I think I pulled a muscle.

Kuldeep: Yuzi, you can't pull what you don't have.

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Hardik: It's impossible for someone to say "bubbles" and make it sound threatening.

Ishan: ......

(Later)

Shubman: Can someone please explain me why Ishan has been angrily screaming "bubbles" on the roof top since the last one hour?

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Rohit,waking up from a power nap: Where am I ? Is this heaven?

Virat,banging on door: Wake the f*ck up! We're going to be late.

Rohit: Oh!

Rohit:It's hell.

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