Rohit: Nope,bad idea!!
Jaddu: There are no bad ideas, just good ideas that have gone horribly wrong.
***
Hardik: The only time you seem honest is when you are insulting someone.
Rahul: The only honest things I can say to you are insults.
***
Rohit: Why is there a big carrot in the bag of baby carrots?!
Hardik,shrugging: They need adult supervision!
***
Virat: Does anyone have any ideas?!
Rahul:
Jassi:
Rohit:
Rishabh : I have an idea.What if-
Virat: No.
***
Hardik: *googles'snake bite what to do?!'
Google: Elevate and apply pressure.
Hardik: *picking up the snake* Apologize now or else.
***
*loud thud*
Shreyas: What was that ?
Rishabh : My shirt fell
Shreyas: That sounded a lot heavier than a shirt.
Rishabh:
Rishabh: That's because I was in it.
***
Serial Killer: You will die in seven days.
Hardik: Seven days?!..... Wait can you make it in three?! I have a test on Monday and I ain't triyn' to be there.
Hardik: Hello?! You there?!
***
Mahi : Why's there blood everywhere?!
Virat: I aggresively poked someone with a knife.
Mahi: -you STabBeD someone.
Virat: No, I aggresively POKED someone-
Mahi:
***
Rohit: Where's Ishan?!
Jaddu: He's doing stuff.
Rohit: Well, where's Shubman?!
Jaddu: He's stopping Ishan from doing the stuff.
Rohit: Well, where's Hardik?!
Jaddu: He's stopping Shubman from stopping Ishan from doing stuff.
Rohit: If they all are doing that,then why aren't you with them?!
Jaddu: I have to stop you from stopping Hardik who's stopping Shubman from stopping Ishan.
***
Interviewer: Would you say you're independent?!
Hardik: *looks at rohit*
Rohit: *looks at mahi*
Mahi: *nods*
Rohit: *looks back at hardik and nods*
Hardik: *turns towards the interviewer* Yes.
***
Reporter: Must you always attack me with your words?
Rohit: Would you prefer that I attack you with rocks?
***
Rishabh: When you said "Magical in bed", this is not what I had excpected-
Shreyas: *holding a card of 8 hearts* Is this your card?
Rishabh,gasping: Holy shit!!!
***
Someone: You have really nice eyes, Virat.
Virat: Thanks, I need them to see.
***
Jassi: You fainted, do you remember anything?!
Rohit: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Jassi: That was not an ambulance.I drove you.
Rohit: But I heard a siren.
Jassi: It was Harry.
Hardik,sheepishly: I got scared.
***
Smriti: All you girls had that stage of life where you played online dress up games. Don't even lie.
Jemimah: What do you mean by " had"?
Rishabh: What do you mean by "girls"?
***
Jaddu: I was going down the street and saw some kids draw a pentagram on the road and trying to summon a demon.
Mahi: And why are you suprised that you showed up during that moment?
***
Rohit,looking at his phone: Some idiot tried to fight a squid in an aquarium.
Hardik,covered in squid ink: May be that squid was being a dick.
***
Someone: Why are you smiling? Did something good happen?
Virat: Why,can't I smile because I fell like it?
That,someone: *pure silence*
Virat:
Virat: Shubi tripped and bumped into Ishan and they both fell in the parking lot.
***
𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 💟<<3.
