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(y /n ) cartmans pov
"Hey you beautiful b@st@rds it's me ash Cali " my best friend since our brothers met Ashton Broflovski said into the camera of our web show she was so awkward.
"Hey lovely people whats up it is I Mrs Angie k " my other best friend angel Marsh said into the camera flashing a peace sign and blushing a bit as she pushes the blonde strands of the wig she was wearing behind her ear
"hey distractors ish da one Dee only (y/n) Mac chicken" I said making a funny face and flipping the viewers off
"Today we will be talking about" ash scrolls through her twitter feed looking at the viewer suggestions for the show "ooh this one looks good.....we are talking about relationships hah" she said wiggling her eyebrows
(Time skip brought to you by Kenny's coat be cause it doesn't get enough recognition)
½hr of painful torture later~~
"So that's why you should with condoms I get You wanna be safe but they'll just pop so that's a no no" I say trying my hardest not to laugh and angels face she's as red a a tomatoe "so that's all the--" they both cuts me off in unison "wait" I have a question" ash just blurts typical "why won't you let us set you up on a date" she smirks as I look to angie for help "well that's it for today babes bye" I hurriedly. Slam my laptop shut and pull off the pink wig I was wearing and tossed it in the Bin letting my (h/l) (h/c) hair flow freely as ang and ash did the same.
"Well I gotta go later cartman " ash said pulling her falling in reverse goody on and shaking out her fading pink hair "yeah me too (y/n)" ang said grabbing her leather jacket and red scarf as she ran a hand through her long brown hair "later guys" I said as they walked upstairs (a/n your rooms in the basement )
I flopped down on my bed and edited our video before uploading it to out YouTube account, Facebook page, and instagram. I looked at the clock only to see it was 7:13 "well tv is my friend" I mumbled grabbing my remote on turning on Terrence and Phillip it was peaceful until I heard fat @ss screaming at our overbearing mother for note cheesy poofs then the basement door swung open and I his under my bed with my computer because let's face it if it was all of the boys Kenny would use my laptop to look for porn again yeah I said again..I watched as stan and Kyle came down the steps and peep through the crack before entering my room 'those little sharts' I thought as I watched stan rummage through my closet and kyle go through my under wear drawer 'what the actual freak are they doing ' soon after that thought entered my mind it was gone and my cover was blown as my phone started ringing and Kenny came in and dragged me out from under neath my bed
"(y/n)?!?!" Stan practically yelled as kyle turned pale
"Whurt are chu dowing here* kennys mufgled voice asked to wich i replied with a deathly glare and a snarky tone "i live here remember" i said shoving them out, slamming and locking my door.
I turned off my tv and grabbed my phone playing youth by daughter and changing into fuzzy pj shorts and one of my brothers t shirts ,hopping. Into my bed and falling asleep.
