Beetlejuice + Lydia = Baby -Beetlejuice Fanfic-

Chapter 3: 2 To Tango

(Juno has a Word with Beej and Beetlejuice and Lydia get it on again. Plus, he loves her belly) (Photo edit art by me.)

A week later... After telling Beetlejuice of her pregnancy.

Lydia was waiting around the house for Beetlejuice to come back from his job, she kept getting lonely or wanting more food, which he could just make appear for her. She rather liked that much better than having to drive to the store often. She's in the kitchen making a peanut butter sandwich, she's wearing a cute sun dress that's black with dark blue flowers on it.

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Beetlejuice got tied up with a job and was running late. He was trying to get out of the Nietherworld when he ran right into Juno. He silently swore because he knew it was coming, and he was trying to avoid it.

"Well, when we're going to tell me, hm?" she takes out a cigarette and lights up.

Beetlejuice grunts, "Tell you what, Junebug?"

"You know exactly what, the half breed of a spawn Ms. Deetz is carrying now. This is a serious thing you have going." she tells him sternly.

Beetlejuice growled, "You hurt one hair on my Lydia's head, or our child and you will fuckin wish I sent you to the lost soul's room. That goes for anyone no matter who they are or how high they are up."

"You really screwed up or should I say she did. This is very dark magic you're dealing with. And as for hurting anyone...pfft I'm not a monster. But seriously you should have known that when you're alive you can get a person pregnant. Couldn't keep it in your pants as always." she rolls her eyes.

Beetlejuice snapped, "Lyds didn't know it was dark magic. Fuck she didn't even plan on it working. As for knocking her up she came on to me. I didn't realize she wasn't on something to keep it from happening. I accepted responsibility for the situation and will protect, provide, and take care of them."

She shakes her head "I blame both of you... it takes 2 to tango and this child is going to be a pain in my ass just like you are, maybe even more. Get out of my sight."

Beetlejuice was relieved when she let him go but he knew if she knew then the higher ups knew, and they didn't have as many morals as Juno. He knew he had to watch his back and Lydia's too.

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Lydia is still fixing food when she finally gets tired of waiting "Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice." she says softly.

Beetlejuice heard Lydia right before he popped up in her kitchen. He asked, "You ok, Babes?"

"Yeah... I was feeling lonely again." she says, feeling embarrassed.

Beetlejuice sighed in relief, "Glad it's not serious but please if you need me especially for an emergency, please just call me."

"You were gone for so long... will it always be this way?" she asks, as she turns from him to check on the oven.

Beetlejuice sighed, "Sometimes. Depends on how hard it is to get rid of the breathers in a house. Sorry but I need the work to be able to provide for you and the baby."

"I know..." she sighs and turns around holding up a spoon of cake frosting "Try this and tell me what you think."

Beetlejuice grunts, "I am a family man now. Hmm this isn't bad. What is it?"

"Chocolate frosting for the cake." she smirks.

Beetlejuice replied, "Wow. Guess I missed quite a lot in 600 years. I haven't had much food since I died except for whatever I can remember how to make."