Beetlejuice + Lydia = Baby -Beetlejuice Fanfic-

Chapter 4: Spawn Pride

(Beetlejuice is proud of his Spawn his Lydia's carrying.) Side notes: The Protein/Neitherworld shake idea was inspired by 'Rose Mary's baby')

3 months later... 

Lydia and Beetlejuice were having silly fights with each other lately, she was going through so many random moods, one minute happy then sad, then angry. She felt weak at times due to the baby and her belly had gotten much bigger. She sits in the living room on the couch and was watching tv and eating ice cream out of the container.

Beetlejuice sometimes wonders why he even tries. He loves Lydia dearly but sometimes he just can't deal with her fucking crazy mood swings. He had just finished doing 5 bio-exorcisms and came home to find Lydia on the couch eating ice cream while she watched Tv. He said, "Babes, what ya want for dinner?"

She's in tears again as she watches the tv -What's playing on the tv is The Nightmare before Christmas-   "She loves him so much and he doesn't even care..." she cries.

Beetlejuice was no good at the comfort shit. He could do romance, flirting, perverse but not comforting. Every time he has tried when Lydia was having a crying swing he's failed horribly. So, he tries to avoid the comforting part. He asked again, "What would you like for dinner tonight?"

"Would a loving hug for your wife hurt you? You ass!" she yells as she throws one of the couch pillows at him.

Beetlejuice doesn't even bother to dodge the pillow and groans, "Lyds... I had a long fucking day. I just wanted to get dinner and relax."

Lydia gets of the couch just barely, pushing off the armrest with her arms then hands, she struggles due to her belly being much bigger, she marches past him into the kitchen and goes through the fridge.

Beetlejuice snapped, "What is your fuckin problem lately?"

When she can't find anything in the fridge, she turns and walks over to the cabinet, opening it up, taking out a bottle of pills and grabbing a glass to fill with water "You wouldn't understand."

Beetlejuice snorted, "You would be surprised how much I understand. I may have lived in the 1300's and died an illiterate fool but I learned a lot since then, Lyds. Except how to deal with fucking pregnant women since well I never had a child before now!"

She knocks back her vitamins with a gulp of water and takes a deep breath, leaning against the counter "I feel drained." her face looked paler than usual and her eyes darker.

Beetlejuice sighed, "Maybe you should take a nap? If you tell me what you're in the mood for dinner tonight I can go fetch it while you rest."

"Yeah, a nap sounds good...don't worry about dinner, I'll get it later." she says, grabbing his forearm to balance herself.

Beetlejuice sighed, "I am trying ta be a good husband here, but I need ya to help me a bit."

"I'm trying, I really am too; it's just getting harder to manage." she leans into him, laying her head against his shoulder.

Beetlejuice wrapped his arms around her and replied, "Then get some rest and let me take care of dinner, honey. I don't expect you to cook all the time. Especially not right now."

"I'm sorry I called you an ass even though you act like one on purpose at times for fun, but you weren't this time around, so I'm sorry Beej." she gives him a little kiss.

Beetlejuice sighed, "It's ok, Lyds. This stressing me out too. It's not like it's common practice for a poltergeist and mortal to have a baby."

"I'm going to go take that nap..." she smiles and walks upstairs.