The Aoi Family

Dating advice

Requested by Azurefox5

"So, repeating this you want dating advice from us?" Free asked pointing at him and Lui, "Yes," Aiger sighed, "I know it sounds weird but...I sometimes feel as if I'm not good enough for him."

"Nonsense," Free said, "Really, sounds like the truth to me," Free shot a glare at Lui as the bluenette folded his arms behind his head, "Come on, tell us what you two do normally and the things you do for each other."

"I'll give you a slap for anything that's dumb," Lui said as he clicked away on his phone, "Which I doubt."

"Come on Lui," Free looked at Aiger, "Tell us what you do for him."

"Well for one, I always take him to see the farm animals but he always seems to jump whenever I show him Naru's rodents collection. It's not even rats of anything just hamsters and hedgehogs," Lui slapped Aiger, "Hikaru's scared of hedgehogs."

"Ah," Aiger shook his head, "Makes sense why he was so mad afterwards," Lui gave him another slap, "Ow! What was that for?"

"For not knowing your boyfriend's fears," Aiger pouted, "Alright, next question," His focus went back to Free, "What's his but?"

"His butt? It's a butt," Lui burst out laughing as Free pinched his nose, "No, I mean his problems, something that makes him a bit annoying, you know?"

"Ah," Aiger said as he nodded, "Well...I guess he doesn't really have one," Aiger smiled, "He's the perfect vision of a boyfriend."

"Which is exactly why he needs a better one," Free elbowed Lui angrily as the bluenette let out a soft 'ow' in response, "Alright, since it seems like we've now gotta sort out your buts."

"My buts? What are my buts?"

"You do not wanna know honey."

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"Wow Aiger, it was really nice of you to take me here," Hikaru said as they walked through the busy carnival, "Well, it is a carnival and after all, you never know what might happen," Aiger winked as Hikaru, the sign making Hikaru chuckled with a blush.

"Alright, all actions a go," Lui said, he and Free sat in a tree watching as Aiger walked around the carnival with his boyfriend ready to give him advice anytime they needed to, "Begin operation get Aiger laid."

"What!?" Aiger shouted a bit too loudly, Hikaru looked back at him confused, Aiger just chuckled and waved nervously as he turned around and whispered, "What?"

"It was a joke idiot," Aiger sighed as he continued walking with Hikaru, "Sorry about that, just like screaming," Aiger chuckled nervously.

"Okay..." Of course Hikaru seemed weirded out, anyone would be with those kind of constant nervous expressions coming from Aiger of all people.

"Don't blow this," Lui said through the ear piece, "I won't," Aiger whispered back, "Hey, Hikaru, wanna prize or something?"

"Or something?" Aiger scrunched his face, "I'm trying, okay?" Aiger whispered into the earpiece, "Isn't that stuffed bear cute?"

"Stuffed bear?" Aiger looked to the side and he saw a light blue stuffed bear. He smiled and looked at Hikaru, "I could win it for you," Hikaru looked up at Aiger, a smile tugging on his lips, "Really? That would be the amazing!

"Akabane, make sure you win that thing. Remember, all carnies rig this shit."

"It's fine," Aiger smiled, it was a knock the bottles game, "I've got this."

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"Knock 'em down, get a prize, three chances for only five yen," Aiger and Hikaru walked up, a smile tugged at the man's lips as he pointed at them, "Wanna give it a try?"