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A bunch of ways to make sex toys. I will edit when I get an idea or if someone requests something. Leave any hacks in the comment thing.

This is how to make a dildo:

Option one, the realistic one. This one is the most like silicon. 

Supplies, the only thing you'll need for this one is hot glue and a lot of patience. Scissors optional. You'll need about ten to fifteen glue sticks. 

Pros, this one is really customizable

Cons, it's very incriminating and if someone finds it there's no defending yourself. It will change color over time. It can break over time.

First, grab a couple and bunch them into the thickness that you want.

1.1 you can make it hollow if you want it more bendy, or stick a pencil or marker (view option two for marker instructions) up there to make it stiffer. These make it less likely to break.

Second, glue them all together, (make sure it's secure by pulling at it a little). 

2.1, cut the ends of more glue sticks and glue them on top to make it longer. You can also just slowly build it up.

2.2, if you want to use it on your asshole, you NEED a flared base. Your ass will eat it if not. For this you can either cut glue sticks and try to wrap them around, or carefully build it out. It should be double the width of the widest part of your toy. If your doing this I'd also recommend making it thinner as if your doing this you probably don't have access to lube or the time to stretch properly.

2.3, decorations. You can add little charms or stickers if your glue is the clear kind. Do not use markers as the toxins can make you infertile or cause infections! 

Third, build it out. Start putting glue on all the little divots and just shape it overall.

3.1, if you want it to be more curvy build out some curves.

Forth, the most irritating part, smooth it out. But I don't want to! Yes you do. It's tedious and annoying but if you're near your period the blood will seep into it. And it's harder to clean and will start to smell. So take the nozzle of the hot glue gun and run it over everything over and over until you regret listening to me. Do this near a light source so you can make sure it's smooth.

4.1, if you have a thing that vibrates, like a toothbrush, massage gun thing, etc, you can make it attachable. Build the base to fit around whatever part you want it to. You can also add a little bump so it stays. This works especially well if you added something inside it.

Fifth, test it doll😘

Option two, the marker. 

Supplies, for this one you'll need a marker, tweezers/long finger nails, napkin/paper towel, an adhesive (not tape), and a shower or sink. Optional hot glue, tinfoil.

Pros, this one is easy and durable.

Cons, it's not easy to hold and can hurt your hands after extended use. Not very customizable.

First, get in your shower or at the sink or any place with a lot of running water. Make sure your soundings can't stain. Take the tweezers and pull the thing that marks out. Once it's out wash the life out of it. Fill it and dump it out until the water comes out clear. To make this easier you can make a funnel with a bit of tinfoil. Do this! It's boring but important because the toxins can cause infertility and infections.

Second, wash the marking thing until it's white.

Third, dry it. Leave the marker upside down or tilted so the water can leak out. Do this outside or somewhere people won't see it if you're not a crazy craft person to the point that nobody questions you. Leave the marking thin in the sun to dry. Or microwave it if you want.

Fourth, re insert the marking thing. 

Fifth, shove your napkin or paper towel piece into the cap so your adhesive will stick to the marker. 

Sixth, add adhesive. Pull on it and make sure it won't come off. 

6.1, view 2.2 of option one for flared base instructions. You NEED this if you want to use it on your asshole. 

Seventh, test drive 😘

Opinion three, the hair brush.

I wouldn't recommend this one. If you have one that's a good size and texture just go at it I suppose. You can fill the holder thing with hot glue if you'd like. If you don't have time to make one it's good. Honestly this one isn't it doll.

Things that vibrate:

Electric toothbrushes, neck/back massagers, your phone (go into settings, put your phone on vibrate, set a timer and let it go), shower heads, electric razors (be careful doll)... any ideas?