1D DREAMS

Harry the Gold-Booted Breakdancing Sex Machine

The 1D Dream Support Team. Hey again, bitches. Let's dive into the fuckery, shall we?

Iimi, prepare. I had a reaaaally long 1D dream with so many details that come to me one at a time and some parts that aren't 1D related.

So.

Let's do this.

I was at one of their concerts, but the concert took place in a room, but again a lot of people could fit in there. Their stage was like the one we have at school for school plays but there was the runway thing. Harry was close to where my seat was and I remember I was thriiiiilled I was there and they were awesome and perfect and beautiful and I couldn't get enough of them. But then it was time for them to take a break.

At first I was just sitting there, because I was afraid that I would miss something if I left and didn't get back in time, but all the other fans had gone somewhere. One dad saw me and was like "Why don't you go somewhere?" And then I saw stairs behind me and was like: okay.

And I went with a boy from my school (who I never hang out with I don't know what he was doing there). So we climb the stairs (they were those twirly ones) and we see what??

A FUCKING WOLF.

Because what else could be there??

But he was really friendly and clean and soft so we started petting him.

As you do when you meet a wolf.

And then we headed back to the concert floor and guess what was happening???

Harry was not on the stage, he was down with the fans.

And he had formed a circle. He was encouraging people to breakdance within the circle of fans. And because I have no idea how to breakdance, I went into the circle. I was horrible but everyone laughed, but not to mock me.

Because we are a familyyy

like a giant tree

rising up through the skyyy!!

By the way, Harry was wearing a black t shirt and black really skinny jeans and THE gold boots and his hair was flowing gloriously.

When the circle started to be taken apart, me and that guy from school found ourselves close to Harry. And we were like "Man what the fuuuck is that wolf up the stairs doing?" And he just shrugged but he was pleasantly surprised that we asked him that and not to take a picture or something. Maybe we talked more but I can't remember uuuugh

After this I think that the room just became empty and there was only a table. Oh there were some people walking around in the room. I was sitting at the table with you, Iimi ;) But it was not exactly you, I think, because we were not talking and you were distant. It was like only your body was there. (*Iimi input: I'm totally cool with that. My body is ready.*)

While we were sitting there,

Harry came dressed like an   o l d   m a n   with   a     m  u  s  t  a  c  h  e   and a hat.

I laughed and I said to him that he can't deceive anyone that he's not Harry Styles.

He smiled and took off the costume and sat at the table. And he was wearing the same clothes as before but his hair was in   a      b  u  n   ♥.♥

We started talking and our conversation was really playful but again I CANT REMEMBER WHAT WE WERE SAYIIING UGHHH except that we talked about our doggie and kittens.

Although I remember that I said: What the fuuck and he then mocked me and said: What the fuuck ,like I had said it.

After that, I transported into a classroom with a green board and you were holding a ruler while I was telling you what happened with me and Harry. And then we were trying to say What the fuuck with his voice :) 

Afterwards, I somehow got to my house ( which was under the concert room ) and I was rushing because someone would come and hurt us for some reason. I told the kittens to shape shift to water animals to escape and I let them go outside while I was packing my stuff, but then they same back and they said that someone had stolen their powers.

The next thing I remember is family and friends all at a harbour. And waiting for a ship to take us somewhere. Harry was with us too ^.^

OH FOR FUCKS SAAAAAKE I FORGOT THE BEST THING FROM THE TABLE SCENE

WE WERE TALKING AS ISAID BUT THEN HE TOOK MY HAND AND KISSEDMY KNUCKLES ANDI WAS MELTING. BUT HE DIDNT STOP THERE. HE CAME CLOSER TO ME AND STARTED LEAVING KISSES TO THE BASE OF MY NECK AND HE WAS MAKING HIS WAY UP TO MY LIPS BUT HE STOPPED JUST A MILLIMETER AWAY

UNTIL THEN I WAS BURNING I COULD FEEL EVERY KISS HE HAD GIVEN ME I WAS ON FIRE!!111

AND HE WHISPERS INTO MY EAR TO GO UPSTAIRS WITH HIM

AND I WANTED TO SO BAD BUT I KNEW THAT HE DID THAT WITH MANY FANS. HE JUST WENT UP THERE AND FUCKED THEM AND THAT WAS IT

AND I DIDNT WANT TO BE LIKE THAT SO I KEPT SAYING NO TO HIM ANDI EXPLAINED WHY I DIDNT WANT TO GO THEREWITH HIM

Ouff so yes we were on that ship and we went to an Indian restaurant(all together) and I sat at a table and I was hoping that Harry was going to sit next to me

and he fucking  d  i  d

and he  p u t  h i s     h  a  n  d     o n   m y     t  h  i  g  h

and   I            felt           complete.

If I died right then I would be happy.

Aaaaand I woke up.

If I die right now I will be happy too. And so proud that you were the one girl to give Harold some resistance. I bet you made him almost pop out of his skinny jeans. Thank you eternally for being the central support column of the 1D Dream Support Team. You are the baddest bitch in the Team. Tied with George and Martha. We salute you.

Try to match this bad bitch. Inbox me your dreams. I fucking dare you. I swear by the tightness of Harry's jeans around his dick that I will post the fuck out of them – and we all know that that is the most sacred of all the oaths.

#1DDreamSupportTeam

~IIMI ❤♥❤ xx

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