A Toast to The Man Bun

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Ok here we go. I was in the pool with Mermaid/shitface #2 & #3 and it was all fun and summery as we swam around. After a while, the conversation shifted to One Direction, of course, as usual.

We saw Harry somewhere in the distance, strolling like an angel through this garden thing, and holy hell did he look beautiful against the sunset. I just specifically remember dat body in those dark jeans ooh have mercy on me pls im a good personnn. At this point we suddenly became those rich bitch ladies who have their cocktails served to them in the pool. So we raised our rich bitch cocktail glasses and went for the most inspirational toast possible:

"Let's toast to Harry's man bun," that trickles more freely than a stream in spring and defies every law of physics, my waking self adds.

In fact, if you're reading this, raise your glass/vodka bottle(let's face it you need one after looking at gifs of TMH era Harry murdering the stage in a tanktop)/juicee box/clitoris to the highest, most noble cause imaginable and the greatest force of this century,  The Man Bun - Harry Styles Edition.

Next we were just randomly talking about the movie "A Walk to Remember" for some reason.

Right then, I looked into the distance and gazed at Harry's godlike figure on the horizon, with his majestic head to the side, as I turned in a slow motion, soft focus, old movie kind of way, breathed deeply and said:

"A Walk? No. Now that's A Jaw to Remember."

I'm just gonna leave you with that bit of inspiration for today. You're fucking welcome.

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