꧁sbi family oneshots꧂

🎃🍄HAPPY HALLOWEEN!🍄🎃

I added a pumpkin to the title in honor of being Halloween!!!! I know it's late but I literally thought of this Halloween special ON HALLOWEEN sooo.. I barely had time because I'm sleep deprived and lazy 😭 BUTTT I say it's worth it because I've been gone for so long.... and it's the LEAST I could do for y'all!!

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Technoblade slumped in the kitchen island chair, surrounded by the comforting embrace of his books and a steaming cup of tea. His long pink hair cascaded down his back with no braid nor ponytail to confine it, and his reading glasses perched on his nose. "Halloween," he muttered distastefully, flipping the page of his novel.

"What about Halloween Tech?" His father questioned as he laid a watchful eye on his other two sons who were roleplaying in the living room. "Its the one day a year I can't stand out in my usual majestic outfits. Besides, why would anyone want to dress up just to beg for candy when you can simply but it yourself? It's utterly ridiculous. You spend more money on the costume than the candy anyway."

His father, Philza, chuckled from his position leaning against the kitchen counter. His bright blonde hair glinted under the warm kitchen lights. "You know, you might enjoy it if you gave it a chance, Techno. Just look at your brothers!"

Technoblade lowered his reading glasses and glanced toward the living room, where Tommy, dressed as a chaotic avian boy, flapped his arms like a bird, cawing in exaggerated excitement. Wilbur was playing along with Tommy's antics flashing his charming smile, pretending to be able to go through walls in his phantom costume.

"Enjoy it? They're just making fools of themselves," Technoblade grumbled, shoving a bookmark into his novel. "One must look noble and diligent, after all."

"Techno will you ever just loosen up?" His father questioned in a kind tone. Before, when Technoblade was younger Philza was constantly worrying for Technoblades social development. At one point he was even worried for Wilbur's! They were twins and always had a deep bond that led them both to hold back on friend making. They simply didn't see it as important. Though as time went on Wilbur grew out of this but Technoblade never did.

Technoblade let out a small huff of annoyance before announcing he was going to his room. See Technoblade didn't mean to be so dismissive towards his father or family in general. It's just something about constantly being told you there's something wrong with you makes you get a bit defensive.

If Technoblade didn't want to go out and make friends there's nothing wrong with that. If he didn't want to celebrate a stupid holiday then there's also nothing wrong with that. It didn't mean there was something wrong with him. His family just liked to annoy him.

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As the sun began to set, casting an orange glow over the town, Tommy barged into Technoblade's room, a mischievous glint in his eye. "Techno! I decided you are going Trick-or-treating with us!"

"Absolutely not," Technoblade snapped, his tone final. Tommy walked over to the teenager leaning over him and his placement at his desk. "But Techhhh!" Tommy whined in his ear as he wrapped his arms around his older brother.

Technoblade pushed the younger away with an 'I don't care' expression. "Come on Tech, you can't hide forever." His twin chimed in from the doorway with a confident smirk.

"Yeah bitch boy is right! We even got you a costume!" Tommy wiggled his eye brows and proudly brought out said costume.

"Yeah... no. I am not wearing that ridiculous bunny costume." He pointed at the fluffy monstrosity that Tommy held like a trophy.

Tommy made a face of utter disbelief, "What?! Why it's so cool! Look at its attractive qualities! This is very very popular with the ladies y'know." Tommy lowered his voice for the last sentence as if telling his brother a revolutionary secret.