Simon's Rules

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Jade POV

I honestly don't know who is the bigger baby, Leigh-Anne or Perrie. Perrie is the youngest and absolutely loves being the youngest, the Little Mix baby. She takes full advantage of that title most days to get away with messing around and cracking jokes, holding hands when she feels anxious or snuggling into someone's arms for comfort. Despite being the second oldest Leigh is always happy to mess around with Perrie or get her going when Perrie is being too quiet for her liking. She is the biggest prankster I have ever met but has the unfortunate habit of taking it too far, sometimes missing subtle hints. Both of them are incredibly clumsy people, but Perrie is clumsy in a very forgettable way as she gets distracted so easily, whilst Leigh-Anne has the talent of tripping over thin air and the coordination of a drunk squid.

At this specific moment I think I will say Leigh-Anne is the bigger baby simply because she is the instigator of this chaos. Perrie was quietly fiddling with the tassels on her costume when Leigh-Anne started blasting music through her speaker. I hate that damned speaker, she takes it everywhere and keeps me awake if my hotel room is next to hers. First Leigh-Anne tried to get Jesy to join in but she is having a quiet day today, I don't think she slept well and it has sent Jesy into one of her moods. When she gets like this it is best to just leave her alone or risk getting your head bitten off. Perrie struggles with this the most as she spends the most time with Jesy, the two of them being more introverted and go out for food together a lot. She always wants to cuddle Jesy and talk her through what is upsetting her. The mother of the group has already shouted at the baby today when Perrie tried to watch a movie with Jesy, so we have left her alone since.

Surprisingly Leigh-Anne got the message before Jesy snapped at her and instead turned her attention to my sweet Perrie. "Dance with me Pezza!" was all it took to get Perrie out of her chair and dancing next to Leigh-Anne. Lerrie being Lerrie of course ended up doing their special handshake - if them having a special handshake doesn't say that they are the babies of the group then I don't know what does.

It didn't take long for them to start trying to one up each other, striving to do the funniest dance move. The dance off started when Perrie began rotating her hips, reminding all of us that her hips don't lie and getting me flustered all over again. Leigh dropped then stood up seductively running her hands down her sides whilst never breaking eye contact with Perrie. Now she knew it was on! Stepping forwards to take centre stage, Perrie started twerking before Leigh-Anne pushed her out of the way to do the dougie. In an attempt to out cheese Leigh's dancing Perrie followed up with the running man. That is until Leigh-Anne pulled her up and started grinding against her. By this point they were both gasping for air, having been giving their moves all of their effort, and their uncontrollable laughter made catching their breath even harder.

Most girls would get jealous when someone grinds against their girlfriend and I am no different, but with the girls and dancers it is different. The relationship between Lerrie is so sweet that sometimes it makes me sick (in a good way), but they are completely platonic. I mean yes Lerrie have kissed. In fact Perrie is the only one of us to have kissed our bandmates. She kisses me whenever we have a free moment together away from prying eyes. Jesy kissed Perrie when she first started exploring her sexuality after Zayn, the idea coming from Jesy after they both had a few drinks. Her kiss with Leigh-Anne was completely accidental though. When it was announced that we won the X Factor we were all so full of adrenaline and emotions that we didn't know what to do with ourselves. Leigh-Anne started kissing all of us on the cheek but when she went to kiss Perrie the younger girl didn't see what she was doing and turned her head, their lips coming together.

Perrie refers to it as the time Leigh-Anne kiss-attacked her since she didn't see it coming or kiss back, and it was her first kiss with a girl. Her second kiss with a girl was with an interviewer and that moment changed my life. I knew that Perrie was a very accepting and loving person but doing that spontaneously on camera showed the world how supportive of the LGBTQ+ community she is and was the action that gave my sparking crush its first flames of validation. The third girl she kissed was Jesy, and her fourth was with a member of Fifth Harmony. We were at the same award show as them in America when Perrie was getting more comfortable with experimenting, and at the after show party Lauren noticed that Perrie was nervously checking out girls. She started talking to Perrie about it, telling her that she is bisexual and how she came to realise it, and after helping Perrie feel more comfortable with looking at and thinking about girls, they started dancing together. It was only two dances and a chaste kiss to say goodbye, but it meant she still kissed all of our band mates and a member of another girl group before she kissed me!