It was a bright sunny day, kids were running around in the park, and the sun was blaring down hot. A leprechaun ginger named Kris strolled down the sidewalk with their cat named Finley in a stroller. Out of the bushes came a wild Canadian named James, he was clearly hunting for moose and syrup. But then boom! Kris rams James with the stroller. "Ow! What was that for?" James shouts frantically
"I felted like it" Kris answered "Canadian monkey" Kris was very racist towards Canadians.
"That's very racist" James quickly responded.
"I know," Kris says as they walk away.
Later that day James is at the library drawing his oc's. Kris waltzes into the library high, drunk, and more stuff. "Hey you... dirty canadian." Kris yells at James
"Yes?" James asks
"I have been wondering what Canadians do for fun," Kris says while sitting down.
"Well we like to ride mooses and play hockey" James responds.
Kris punches James with all his might "Stupid Canadian, pathetic looser die in a ditch no one loves you kill yourself!" Kris fucking passes out while yelling at him.
"Hey there bitch ass sleepy head" James yells in Kris's ear
"Ow! What the fuck!" Kris yells "Why the fuck am I at your place you mother fucking whore die!" Kris pulls out a metal pipe and bashes James's head in. They stare into eachothers eyes "What the fuck!" Kris screams "How the fuck are you not dead"
"I alive" James responds "I prayed to de appel, it gave me da power boost"
"ARE YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC" Kris yells.
"Yes, yes I am." James says.
"I kinda tolerate Canadians now" Kris admits
"FROM BEATING MY HEAD IN WITH A PIPE" James questions frantically
"Yes," Kris responds. "Wanna go on a date"
"Fuck no," James responds "I have to pray to de appel"
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