"Its been 3 years" Jeffrey says as he enters the house "I've researched so much on De Appel I know just what to do to bring you back mom" Jeffrey rips back the wallpaper and uncovers the wall. "I will bring you back... sorry for turning the whole house into a lab, I had to get all of the math just right..."
Jeffrey walks into the kitchen, on the counter is a rack of test tubes. In the dining room, on the table sits a device, it reads "C-c-c-cloning machine" on the coffee table in the living room sits 4 weird helmets with a Bluetooth symbol on them on stands.
"Why wont this work!" Jeffrey says as he slams his hand onto the table... "Maybe just maybe if I pray to De Appel right in front of it maybe it will lend me the power."
Jeffrey then proceeds to the wall that has instructions to summon De Appel it reads "Step one: Get down on your knees, Step 2: Shout these words: De Appel De Appel De Appel SUMMON. Step 3: Do what you will with De Appel." Jeffrey proceeds with these instructions. BOOM! A lightning bolt strikes the house... and as the smoke clears out appears an apple on a plate, DE APPEL.
"You must be De Appel" Jeffrey bows for it "I know this is a lot to ask but please turn my mothers ashes into the body that was once hers and give me the power the use the C-c-c-cloning machine"
Suddenly the ashes are struck by lightning and a body appears where it once stood then Jeffrey is struck by a lightning bolt. The smoke clears.
Jeffrey is amazed at what power he holds
"I feel nice... all apart of the plan." Jeffrey says
Jeffrey goes over to the C-c-c-cloning machine and pours half of his power into it, then he goes over the the helmets and pours the other half into them.
"Well there goes that power. Maybe this will work now" Jeffrey states.
Jeffrey puts his buttox onto the C-c-c-cloning machine and... it fires up and works. Out comes a replica of Jeffrey's ass.
"I can't believe I am about to do this" Jeffrey rubs his butt against his cloned butt (I am so sorry) 9 months later Jeffrey has 2 children.
"All apart of my master plan AHAHAHAHAHA... Damn I sound like a cartoon villan"
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HumorFollow a journey of three idiots as they embark on many silly adventures and this may or may not be about my friend group but we ball!!!!
