"There" Jeffrey says as he places the helmet on Kris' body and the other on the baby "Now all I have to do is this"
"The Bluetooth device is connected successfully" Jeffrey's phone says as it connects to both helmets
"Alrighty now its time for my master plan YAY" Jeffrey says excitedly
Jeffrey presses a button on his phone and both the baby and the body shake. What Jeffrey is planning cause Ig I should explain it is uh like he needs a body to drag the soul up but the body is already decaying so he is gonna put the soul into da baby. Yeah.
"Hey lil baby you good" Jeffrey asks
The baby's hair turns GINGER EWWW and as he is in its face it pulls his nose down and sticks its fingers in it.
"Close enough welcome back Sator- I mean Kris Parker" Jeffrey says excitedly
Kris crawls over to a keyboard and types in on the screen "How tf am I back from the dead"
Kris types in "Uh okay where tf is my Weezer shirt"
"Uh I don't have a baby Weezer shirt" Jeffrey says
The baby starts typing "GIVE ME A WEEZER SHIRT NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW."
"Okay jeez I'll go to the store" Jeffrey reassures while leaving.
A little while later Jeffrey comes back with a baby sized Weezer shirt and gives it to Kris.
Kris starts to type again "Thank you I will now put this on" Kris puts on his ICONIC Weezer shirt
Kris types "Wait where is James I can't live without my pookily wookily smookily Skrimelhanks"
"In prison" Jeffrey tells
Kris types in all caps "WELL YOU GOT THE HELMETS WHY DONT YOU USE THE OTHER BABY IN THAT TEST TUBE TO GO GET HIM OUT"
"Jesuss okayyyyy" Jeffrey says as he gets the helmets and the baby and goes out the door
Jeffrey arrives at the prison as a visitor and says he needs to give James a package. The gaurds deliver the package to James and inside it a note reads "Put this helmet on your head trust me" James does it and when Jeffrey clicks the button the baby in the back seats hair turns pink. The baby looks around in confusion.
"Oh yeah I forgot a keyboard at home well once we get home you can communicate with Kris" Jeffrey says
Jeffrey and James arrive home and when they get in James immediately hugs Kris
James types into the keyboard "How are you alive Kris?"
Kris types in "Some soul transfer or something I don't know too complicated for me to care"
James types "Fair enough"
"So yall want this blunt or.." Jeffrey says
And so that was it Jeffrey continued to raise his own parents giving them blunts from time to time and they lived happily ever after.
The End.
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