Give Me Love: A Niall Horan Fanfiction

Chapter Twenty Seven

*~ a/n hello beautiful

my lovely pigeons idk I feel like I love you so much right now I could hug you all and dance through a meadow of dandelions naked and covered in chocolate

your all so wonderful and darling and dear to my heart

im crying this is the dumbest thing I've ever written

im sorry im such an idiotXD

~ashtyn

MAMA PIGEOOONFJFJIEJJSKKXCK

Chapter TwENTY SEVen:

Liam's POV:

The next day we were just chilling in the kitchen trying to enjoy some kick ass macaroni and cheese when the weirdest thing happened.

"HARRY'S READING LARRY PORN! HARRY'S READING LARRY PORN! HARRY'S READING LARRY PORN! HARRY'S READING LARRY PORN! HARRY'S READING LARRY PORN!" Ella screamed, running into the kitchen where Zayn, Niall, and I were eating lunch. Louis, Katie, and Josie went shopping, Ella decided to stay home and make sure the flat wasn't blown up, and Harry was apparently reading Larry porn. Ew.

Ella was waving Harry's iPhone around in the air like a crazy person. She dashed all around kitchen, still screaming. All of the sudden, Harry burst into the room looking hella pissed.

"GIVE ME MY PHONE!!!" He yelled at Ella, chasing her around the kitchen.

"HARRY'S READING LARRY PORN!" Ella yelled once more before Harry snatched his phone back and locked it. He was incredibly red in the face and was obviously embarrassed as hell.

Niall, Zayn and I were just laughing our asses off at Harry's blush and Ella's craziness.

"D-dude, Louis' been gone for what? Two hours? And you miss his dick so much you're reading dirty imagines written by mental Larry shippers?? That's hilarious!!!!!!" Niall said through his laughter.

"Shut up..." Harry grumbled. His face got redder if that was even possible and we all laughed harder.

"Gosh, you two are fucking animals! You can't go one day without sex!!!" Zayn exclaimed.

"That is not true!! Says the guy who just screwed his girlfriend IN THE BACKSEAT OF HIS CAR yesterday!" Harry shot back.

"Whatever," Zayn said with an eye roll. "We could go way longer without fucking than you and Lou ever could."

"Same here. I haven't had sex with Ella since we were fifteen. And I mean look at her!" I motioned to my girlfriend.

Ella blushed- but not as much as Harry. "Awww, shucks,"

"If I really had to, I could keep my hands off of Josie. Can't say the same for you and Louis though, sorry mate," Niall said after he had finished laughing.

"Oh really?" Harry smirked. "Wanna bet?"

"Seriously? You're willing to make a bet to see what couple can go the longest without sex?"

Harry nodded, "It can't be that hard,"

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" Ella shouted, giggling.

We all rolled our eyes at her goofiness. She was too cute.

"I'll take that bet," Niall said.

"Same here," I joined in.

"Alright, alright. It's a bet," said Zayn, "first couple to fuck loses. Whoever can keep it in their pants the longest wins."

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About an hour later we were all down stairs watching Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban and awaiting the arrival of Josie, Katie, and Louis.