Chapter 4: Masquerade

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Angel Dust: (wakes up in a dimly lit room, tied up to a chair)

Captor: "Finally awake, Angel Dust?" (glowers, but eventually regains his confident smile)

Angel Dust: "Yeah, and what's it to ya?"

Captor: (holds a knife against Angel's face)

Captor: "I want you to tell me where your boss stashes his vault!"

Angel Dust: [laughs, unbothered] "It's hilarious you think I'd tell you anything."

Captor: (grabs Angel off the ground by the neck)

Captor: "Fine. I guess I'll just have to fuck the information outta ya."

Angel Dust: (Stares definitely) "Do your worst.... [Breaks into a seductive smile.]... Daddy."

Hazbin Hotel: Lobby

Angel Dust: (on TV) "Ohhhh, yeahhh, baby!"

Sir Pentious, Charlie, Lloyd, Sora, Arin& Akita: 😧

Vaggie: 😑

Niffty: 😀

Angel Dust: "You know, this performance won me a 'Sex-x-xi' award!"

Charlie: "It's, uh... very... honest...? Oh!" (turns away, nauseous. She tries to shield her eyes with her right hand)

Vaggie: "Ew!"

Akita: "Is this what you do for your so-called "performance"? I don't get it!"

Lloyd: "Just don't watch it, Akita. We don't want to get seen by that."

Akita: "Good call. I like that."

Sora: "Tots."

Arin: "Me too. Ugh, I don't like that show."

Angel Dust: (on TV) "Oh, harder, daddy!"

Vaggie: "Okay! Enough of this." (tries to help Charlie by covering the side of her face)

Vaggie: "Angel, what the fuck?"

Angel Dust: "What?! You said was "Show n' Tell" day. I'm showin' you my best film, and I'm tellin' you that it scored me a win over that bitch, Tiffany Titfucker."

Husk: "Ya know, not a very convincing interrogation scene."

Angel Dust: "[laughs, angry] Alright, dickhead. What makes you think you have any right to insult my work to my fuckin' face?"

Husk: "You really gonna sit there and act like these scripts ain't hot garbage?"

Angel Dust: "[Gasps] Fuck you. This is classy art!" [Gestures with two hands at the TV screen.]

Angel Dust: [On TV.] "OH! FUUUCK!!"

Sora: "Okay! We've seen enough!" (turns off a TV with her elemental power: Tech)

Vaggie: "Thanks."

Angel Dust: "Awww! You'll miss the best part of this scene!"

Husk: "That's bullshit. You get drunk and bitch about them all the time. Everyone likes to bitch to the bartender. I know everything about you and these motherfuckers at this point. [Gestures to Sir Pentious] That one. That one is an insecure buffoon whose lonely ass watches you idiots sleep! [To Charlie]Princess, is a bleeding heart who wants to solve everybody else's problems 'cept her own."

Charlie: "What?! No, I-- what? Pffff, no, no..." [Vaggie just stares at her silently.]

Husk: [to Vaggie] "This one, [She turns her attention away from Charlie and scowls at Husk, growling under her breath.] judges everyone and everything because she hates herself."

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