Angel Dust: (wakes up in a dimly lit room, tied up to a chair)
Captor: "Finally awake, Angel Dust?" (glowers, but eventually regains his confident smile)
Angel Dust: "Yeah, and what's it to ya?"
Captor: (holds a knife against Angel's face)
Captor: "I want you to tell me where your boss stashes his vault!"
Angel Dust: [laughs, unbothered] "It's hilarious you think I'd tell you anything."
Captor: (grabs Angel off the ground by the neck)
Captor: "Fine. I guess I'll just have to fuck the information outta ya."
Angel Dust: (Stares definitely) "Do your worst.... [Breaks into a seductive smile.]... Daddy."
Hazbin Hotel: Lobby
Angel Dust: (on TV) "Ohhhh, yeahhh, baby!"
Sir Pentious, Charlie, Lloyd, Sora, Arin& Akita: 😧
Vaggie: 😑
Niffty: 😀
Angel Dust: "You know, this performance won me a 'Sex-x-xi' award!"
Charlie: "It's, uh... very... honest...? Oh!" (turns away, nauseous. She tries to shield her eyes with her right hand)
Vaggie: "Ew!"
Akita: "Is this what you do for your so-called "performance"? I don't get it!"
Lloyd: "Just don't watch it, Akita. We don't want to get seen by that."
Akita: "Good call. I like that."
Sora: "Tots."
Arin: "Me too. Ugh, I don't like that show."
Angel Dust: (on TV) "Oh, harder, daddy!"
Vaggie: "Okay! Enough of this." (tries to help Charlie by covering the side of her face)
Vaggie: "Angel, what the fuck?"
Angel Dust: "What?! You said was "Show n' Tell" day. I'm showin' you my best film, and I'm tellin' you that it scored me a win over that bitch, Tiffany Titfucker."
Husk: "Ya know, not a very convincing interrogation scene."
Angel Dust: "[laughs, angry] Alright, dickhead. What makes you think you have any right to insult my work to my fuckin' face?"
Husk: "You really gonna sit there and act like these scripts ain't hot garbage?"
Angel Dust: "[Gasps] Fuck you. This is classy art!" [Gestures with two hands at the TV screen.]
Angel Dust: [On TV.] "OH! FUUUCK!!"
Sora: "Okay! We've seen enough!" (turns off a TV with her elemental power: Tech)
Vaggie: "Thanks."
Angel Dust: "Awww! You'll miss the best part of this scene!"
Husk: "That's bullshit. You get drunk and bitch about them all the time. Everyone likes to bitch to the bartender. I know everything about you and these motherfuckers at this point. [Gestures to Sir Pentious] That one. That one is an insecure buffoon whose lonely ass watches you idiots sleep! [To Charlie]Princess, is a bleeding heart who wants to solve everybody else's problems 'cept her own."
Charlie: "What?! No, I-- what? Pffff, no, no..." [Vaggie just stares at her silently.]
Husk: [to Vaggie] "This one, [She turns her attention away from Charlie and scowls at Husk, growling under her breath.] judges everyone and everything because she hates herself."
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Ninjago: Hazbin Hotel
ActionBefore Sonic was sent to Hell, let's go back to see how the 4 ninjas from Ninjago jumped into the underworld and met new friends from a building called "Hazbin Hotel". In the story, Lloyd and his team must join forces with Charlie the Princess of H...