Bryan: So Jyles... How's jail?
Jyles: Well it's been pretty hard in jail.... Not as hard as me though
Bryan: Okay then..
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Cal: I honestly don't see why Xylo gets so many bitches-
Xylo: * Takes off his shirt during sparring*
Cal: ..... I would spread my legs for that man
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Xylo dressed as a priest: So do any of you have like guilty pleasures or some sins you guys want to confess?
Kaiba: I accidentally ate Inpu's pet fish when we were younger
Cal: I accidentally ran over someone at a Wendy's parking lot and left them to die...
Magnus: I like to eat pickles with Nutella
Inpu: When i was a kid i searched up " Boys Kissing " and I didn't regret it
Set: I used to have wet dreams about one of the gods.... I won't say who though
Xylo: ......
Literally everyone: ......
Set: ..... Okay fine, It was Kho-
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Inpu dressed as Fred: Let's split up gang! Me and Bryan are going to check the master bedroom for clues
Momiji dressed as Velma: How long are you two going to take this time?
Inpu: Meh, probably an hour-
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Cal & Xylo: * Watching FTO while cuddling*
Xylo: Why are we watching FairyTail Origins again?
Cal: Because you just brutally fucked me and now I can't walk
Xylo: Oh, yeah I apologize for that
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Kronos to Hades, Poseidon, Hestia, Hera, and Demeter when they were born: Out of your mummy, into my tummy :3
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* AU where Cal finds Ricarro as an abandoned baby*
Cal: Aw my cute little baby, your a demon.... But it's ok
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Set: Damn girl, you'll make the prettiest flowers once your body rots into the earth
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Khonsu: Glowing hair? You probably have pronouns too
Momiji: Me personally? I would NOT let that slide..
Ricarro: Stop bullying you guys!
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Origins of Olympus oneshots ( Book #2)
FanfictionHope you enjoy these stories! And just like my first OoO oneshot book i will still not do smut I probably won't post a lot on here. Oh and another thing I'd like to add is all of the one-shots here will be in my new AU, the reason why I made a new A...
