#97414: If I say one more sarcastic thing, #76267 is gonna lose it.
#97679: *laughing* Just one more? You've been on a roll all day.
#97414: *whispering* Fine, but if #0 hears me—
#76267: *yells from the other room* Heard you already! What's next on the sarcasm playlist?
#97679: *laughs* Busted.
#22: If I spill this drink, #0 is going to flip.
#28300: *grinning* Yeah, and it's not just the drink that's gonna be spilled.
#22: *panicking* I'm holding it like it's a bomb.
#0: *staring* You drop that, and it's game over.
#28300: *sigh* If #97414 makes one more dumb joke, I'm quitting life.
#97679: *laughing* Good luck with that. You've survived this long.
#97414: *smug* Oh, come on, my jokes are legendary. You're just not ready for the genius.
#28300: *dramatic* My soul is not ready for this level of pain.
#97414: *mocking* Wow, #0, nice shoes... for a clown.
#0: *deadpan* I'm about to clown you with these shoes if you keep talking.
#97679: *laughing* The circus has arrived, and it's about to get real.
#0: *sigh* You two are the ringleaders of my suffering.
#97679: I accidentally locked #0 out of the room.
#22: *laughing* Oh, you're done for. Good knowing you.
#0: *from outside the door* Let me in, or I swear I'll make you regret it for the next decade.
#22: *panicking* Do you think they'll accept an apology?
#76267: *laughing harder* Only if it comes with a lifetime supply of snacks.
#22: I just saw #97414 walking like they've got a secret.
#97679: *laughing* Oh, it's probably something embarrassing.
#97414: *mock offended* Excuse me, I was just practicing my stealth mode.
#22: *rolling eyes* Stealth? You look like a cat with tape on its paws.
#97679: If I laugh too loud, #0 will banish me to the silence corner.
#97414: *laughing* Good luck with that, you're always laughing.
#0: *dramatically* The noise pollution is real, people.
#97679: *snickers* My laughter is a gift to the world, deal with it.
#22: *sarcastic* Oh, look, #0 is trying to be cool again.
#0: *grinning* I don't try to be cool. I just am.
#102455: *laughing* Sure, keep telling yourself that.
#22: *mock serious* If confidence was a jacket, yours would be inside-out.
#97414: If I prank #102455 again, I'm pretty sure she'll disown me.
#97679: *laughing* Nah, she'll just plot revenge for the next decade.
#102455: *glaring* I'm already halfway through my revenge plan.
#97414: *nervously* Wait, what kind of revenge are we talking here?
#97679: *laughs harder* Oh, you're so doomed.
#22: I think I accidentally broke something valuable in #0's room.
#97414: *mocking* Well, better start writing your will.
#22: *panicking* Maybe they won't notice?
#0: *appears suddenly* Notice what?
#22: *nervous laughter* Nothing... just... the fragility of life.
#0: If #97679 eats my snacks one more time, I'm calling the police.
#97414: *laughing* The snack police? Good luck with that.
#97679: *guilty* Okay, but in my defense, they were just sitting there... unattended.
#0: *angry* And now you'll be... *pause* unattended.
#102455: *laughing* I think #0 heard what I said about their jacket.
#76267: *whispering* You're about to get roasted.
#0: *appears* Oh, I heard. And I'm about to drag you both through the flames of my judgment.
#102455: *laughing nervously* I was just... admiring its unique... uh... flair?
#22: I can't believe #97414 tried to fix my computer by hitting it.
#97414: *defensive* It works sometimes!
#97679: *laughing* Yeah, in an alternate universe where computers are sentient.
#22: *rolling eyes* Next time, I'll just let you two break everything.
