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#0: *walks in on #97414 and #97679 talking about what the meaning of life is* What are you two talking about?

#97414 and #97679: *turn to look at #0

#97414: oh it's nothing

#97679: just the meaning of life

#0: are you ok?

#97414 and #97679: no


#97414: *whispers* If I sneeze right now, #0 will roast me for hours.

#97679: Just hold it in, like...forever.

#97414: Yeah, no big deal, I'll just— *sneezes loudly* too late.

#0: *from another room* Did I just hear the sneeze of a thousand suns?

#97679: *laughs* This is why we can't take you anywhere.


#22: *sitting in-front of computer for 7 hours*

#0: *mockingly* Oh, #97414 thinks he's so smart.

#22: *rolls eyes* I can hear you, you know.

#97679: *laughs* And so can everyone in this room.

#0: *dramatically* But can you hear the sound of my disappointment?

#22: *sarcastic* Oh, it's loud and clear, trust me.


#0: You really think you're funnier than me?

#28300: Obviously, I'm a comedian.

#22: laughing Oh no, here we go again.

#0: *mock dramatically* You couldn't even make a rock smile. I'm the real funny one here.

#28300: *mocking* The rock just texted me—it said, "LOL."

#22: *laughing* I'm done. This is too much.


#97679 and #97414: * walking through the woods*

#97679: You known why I hate going on walks in public places?

#97414: No, why?

97679# Because. If I trip and fall in front of #0, they'll never let me live it down.

#97414: He is not even here. Besides, if he shows up, just walk carefully.

#97679: *nervous* Yeah, but then I'll overthink it and trip on air—

#0: *appears out of nowhere* You're about to fall, aren't you?

#97679: *trips immediately* Oh, for f*ck's sake!


#22: *deadpan* If #28300 insults me one more time, I swear, I'll—

#28300: *mocking* You'll what? Cry?

#97679: *laughing* Oh no, don't push it! You know #0 has a flair for the dramatic.

#22: *dramatically* I was born to be dramatic, thank you very much!


#28300: *angrily* Whoever touched my food, prepare to face my wrath.

#97414: *panicking* It wasn't me, I swear!

#97679: *laughing* I touched it... but only to admire how perfectly uneaten it looked.

#28300: *sighs* You two are unbelievable.

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