#0: *walks in on #97414 and #97679 talking about what the meaning of life is* What are you two talking about?
#97414 and #97679: *turn to look at #0
#97414: oh it's nothing
#97679: just the meaning of life
#0: are you ok?
#97414 and #97679: no
#97414: *whispers* If I sneeze right now, #0 will roast me for hours.
#97679: Just hold it in, like...forever.
#97414: Yeah, no big deal, I'll just— *sneezes loudly* too late.
#0: *from another room* Did I just hear the sneeze of a thousand suns?
#97679: *laughs* This is why we can't take you anywhere.
#22: *sitting in-front of computer for 7 hours*
#0: *mockingly* Oh, #97414 thinks he's so smart.
#22: *rolls eyes* I can hear you, you know.
#97679: *laughs* And so can everyone in this room.
#0: *dramatically* But can you hear the sound of my disappointment?
#22: *sarcastic* Oh, it's loud and clear, trust me.
#0: You really think you're funnier than me?
#28300: Obviously, I'm a comedian.
#22: laughing Oh no, here we go again.
#0: *mock dramatically* You couldn't even make a rock smile. I'm the real funny one here.
#28300: *mocking* The rock just texted me—it said, "LOL."
#22: *laughing* I'm done. This is too much.
#97679 and #97414: * walking through the woods*
#97679: You known why I hate going on walks in public places?
#97414: No, why?
97679# Because. If I trip and fall in front of #0, they'll never let me live it down.
#97414: He is not even here. Besides, if he shows up, just walk carefully.
#97679: *nervous* Yeah, but then I'll overthink it and trip on air—
#0: *appears out of nowhere* You're about to fall, aren't you?
#97679: *trips immediately* Oh, for f*ck's sake!
#22: *deadpan* If #28300 insults me one more time, I swear, I'll—
#28300: *mocking* You'll what? Cry?
#97679: *laughing* Oh no, don't push it! You know #0 has a flair for the dramatic.
#22: *dramatically* I was born to be dramatic, thank you very much!
#28300: *angrily* Whoever touched my food, prepare to face my wrath.
#97414: *panicking* It wasn't me, I swear!
#97679: *laughing* I touched it... but only to admire how perfectly uneaten it looked.
#28300: *sighs* You two are unbelievable.
