An AT-AT's blessing on this wonderful world

OH, THE MISERY-

Roon: You have how many points?

Y/N: 770.

Roon: Damn.

In the bridge of the Warspite, both Kaga and Roon stood behind Y/N as he looked at his 'shopping list.' Kaga tilted her head to the side, her fox ears flopping down in the same direction, as she read one of the names on said list.

Kaga: Why is there an IJN Enterprise?

Roon: Personally, I'm more concerned about the NTR version. But that's just me.

Y/N: That is not just you.

Kaga: NTR? What does that mean?

Y/N: Don't think about it too much.

Kaga: ... Okay?

Roon: You know what, forget the NTR. I'm not scared of that. What I will willingly admit to being scared of is the 3 different Baltimore's on that list.

Kaga's ears flattened against her head. Her eyes narrowing with anger, her heart stopping for a split second. The world could hardly deal with one. But 2 more? What possessed the gods to allow such a thing!?

Y/N: Okay, I keep hearing bits and pieces about this ship. What the hell did she do?

Roon: One, what did he do. Two, that stupid ship has a higher kill count than me. Three, he's kind of a badass.

Kaga: That thing killed my sister.

Kaga gives Roon a very hard glare. Roon, being Roon, didn't really care.

Roon: Yeah. And Yamato, Hood, a couple of subs on all sides, about 5 siren fleets that we know of. Crippled the other Yamato classes, same with Yorktown. Chased off a couple fleets, making Tirpitz run up North and stay there for a VERY long while. Oh, and he burned down Britan.

Warspite: Twice...

Roon: Twice.

Y/N: Jesus... And I could- not saying I am getting him, could get three of them for roughly 120 points?

Roon: Do it.

Kaga: Not happening!

Warspite: At least he wouldn't be here.

Warspite meant to mutter that, but didn't take into account the fact that it was over the intercom, so everyone could hear her perfectly.

Anubis: What folly doth thy seek to procure?

(Finally found an old tongue translator. Hehehe...)

Anubis, with a small black eye from her fight with Roon, walks into the bridge. As much as she hated being down here with all these mortals, she knew she was going to have to get used to it. After all, she couldn't just up and leave.

Roon: He can get 3 Baltimore's for 120 points.

Anubis: ...Resound the utterance.

Roon: He can get 3 Baltimore's for 120 points.

Anubis: Bestow upon me that parchment.

Anubis quickly grabs the paper, looking at it with both concern and frustration.

Anubis: What force doth compel Gaia to weave this trifling toll!? In truth, this essence should not dwell within this realm! By the Gods, I shall tighten the noose 'round thy neck...

Y/N: Not trying to be rude, but... why are talking like that?

Anubis: I hath unearthed the elixir. My voice doth resonate thus in the embrace of inebriation.