Double trouble...

6. Monkey bars✅

I'm grounded for year.

I don't have a phone...

Or a laptop...

Or a door for that matter.

It's actually quite sad....

And I'm also not allowed to go anywhere without a babysitter, unless I'm going to the toilet, or if I'm at home.

But I still think it was worth it.

I've been yelled at and scolded by at least 15 people, some of whom I barely know, most of whom are football players.

Even TJ had something to say about it, though it wasn't anything bad, more like some pointers on what I should've done differently. She also called me a dumbass for getting caught and a dickwad for not inviting her, but we literally just met so what does she expect from me?

I already know she's mental, so who's to say she isn't a psychotic serial killer?

Although, that would be kinda great. I mean, I'd personally be honoured to know a serial killer.

Anyway, today Essie's supposed to go to the Emirate's to sign a contract to join Arsenal, resulting in me having to get up at the butt crack of dawn, 10am.

It should honestly be considered a hate crime to wake up this early when you don't have school or work. I mean, you really have to hate a person to do that to them, or you just really hate yourself.

Whether it is, the point is that you have to hate someone, which I do, but particularly Lessi at the moment.

I can't believe she's dragging me with her. It sounds like utter hell, and I'm not even allowed to join the tour. I'm being forced to spend the duration of it in the gym with a bloody babysitter, but I suppose it could be worse though...

I could be dead.

Although...

Death equals sleep, sleep equals happiness, so I guess I was wrong.

It can't be worse.

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"Okay bug, behave yourself please. I'll be back in 2 hours tops, but you can call me if you need anything" Lessi says as she hugs me before kissing my head, and I nod.

"Yes mother. I'll just use my brand new banana phone" I sarcastically mumble into her chest, getting a nice smack on the back of my head.

"Don't be a smartass and behave" she says before pushing me away.

"Hey trouble, how's it going" blondie asks me, and I shrug.

She puts her arm around my shoulder and leads me into the gym to a group of girls, one of whom I recognise as Essie's national teammate.

"Who you got there Le" said girl asks.

"LITTLE RUSSOOO" my head snaps to the side and a huge smirk appears on my face.

"If it isn't Ms. Know it all, or should I say smartass" I say with an eye roll.

"You shouldn't have stayed outside when you were hiding mate. That was just plain stupid, and you didn't even invite me" she pouts before getting smacked by a tall woman, making me laugh.

"Sure. Next time I'll invite you, but you're buying the beer" I shrug, getting smacked by Leah for my comment.

Is this going to become a habit?

"Girls this is Cara, she's Lessi's little sister. And neither of you will be drinking or doing anything unsupervised for the next year or more. Cara these are Beth, Viv, Lia and Laura" Leah says, introducing us all, and I have to bite my tongue to prevent myself from saying something stupid.