hola peapole
I'm not dead yet, I have awaken from the slumbah
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kokoci: okay, what is the difference between these two? *shows one picture of rettaka and one picture of Voldemort*
boboiboy: that's the same picture!
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boboiboy: my dad died years ago...
fang: mine too-
amato: boi! I know you're upset but don't go around telling people I'm dead!
everyone: ....
boboiboy: sometimes I can still hear his voice...
Gopal: bro stop
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astria: is that my bandaid!?
author: *sarcastic asf* no, this is my unused lighter-
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thorn, a cinnamon roll that needs protection
how the fandom sees him: psychopath yandere acting innocent
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fang: fck bitches, js get carrots!
kaizo: I didn't teach him that
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kokoci: little kids that is a mortal and innocent?
tarung: throw them outside
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taufan: I larbs yu!
halilintar: fck off
gempa: their siblings love language is foreign
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monsta: don't ship them!
shippers: I see and hear an absolute nothing
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bakugo: fck everything!!
inosuke: fight everything!
mirsh: burn everything!
blaze: HELL YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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Martha: oh look, you only have one traumatized boy OC
atlasia: wha- why am I here?
author: I have trauma for you
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maskmana: oh look, four kids, untrained, mortals, but have powers
kaizo: kill them with my own bro
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taufan: I'm the most likely to be a villain...
halilintar in isu twelve: *tries to cut someone in half without even losing control or the villain doing something so so wrong to be killed*
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everyone: being the sanest one must be fun...
gempa: I'd say it's torture
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monsta: oh look, a weird looking alien with weird hair and only have ten minutes screentime and didn't do anything after!
author: WHERE!?
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taufan in 2022-2023: *exists*
the fandom: taufan? no, angst magnet
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halilintar: I've been seeing weird these days
gempa: you mean "feeling weird"?
halilintar: there's a fish swimming in the sky with humans holding each other's head
gempa: understandable have a nice day
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izuku: my dad was never with me
Alicia: my parents died
zenitsu: I was abandoned by my parents
boboiboy: my dad tried to kill me
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maskmana: your child have powers
amato: send kaizo there
maskmana: he defeated borara
amato: meh
maskmana: he joins TAPOPS
amato: nice
maskmana: he got cadet rank
amato: ...
maskmana: he almost died
amato: i don't hear anything
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author: my favorite characters is hali, giyuu, zukko, and aizawa!
mirsh: you forgot mara and Alicia
author: they're not emo
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hali n solar: fck you you're so ugly to the point I'll js- blergh-
hali and solar in canon: ...........
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kul'dar: I'm dead
kira'na: who killed you!?
kul'dar: rettaka
kira'na: it's boboiboy's other name!
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author: *watches world war Z*
mirsh: what happened to you?
author: I got a new idea
halilintar: fck you!
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solar in any fanfics: smart asf and knows what to do everytime
solar in enenyy's fanfic: dumb bish
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heyyyyyy pookies! I'm not dead yet lmao
brb later lol
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Fanficsometimes it's canon, sometimes it's my au, fluff, angst or something, Boboiboy: I have a dad!? fang: will you marry me, carrots? yaya: you want some biscuits? ying: let it go, let it go, no need to slow down anymore- Gopal: i forgot my homework, ha...
