THE EPICEST FANFICTION with huge mischaracterizatsuon

These guys stink pls shower.

Nagito stroked sans' brittle bones uwuwu then sans shot nagito and killed him<3333
akechi saw this and gasped in pure horror AAAAAAA!
"I'm so kawaii sugoi" Sans said, staring at Akechi with wide dead adorable cutie eyes. Akechi looked at Sans with disgust and gagged at him. "I highly doubt that, sir." Sans started screaming and ccrying and thrashign and went emo depressed, suddenly all his clothes were black and he wore a hood and was emo. Akechi walks away swaying his hips side to side like a fashion icon on the catwalk. He rolls his eyes towards the now crying skeleton. Sans rips his hoodie adn goes demon alpha mode before ascending to godhood. The young brown haired man activates his persona form and becomes even more alpha demon. They have an epic anime battle fight(top 10 best anime fights!! number 3 will surprise you!!!). "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!" They both scream at each other having an epic dance battle breaking it down hardcore mode. Suddenly Sans pulls the fortnite default dance epicly. Akechi in respone pulls the Hatsune Miku Poppipo dance occasionally glancing at sans seriously. Sans took a backflip and turned into realistic skeleton bone man. Akechi is about to trip but heroically saves himself and does the most awesomesauce move you have ever seen. He uses his persona to knock down Sans. But Sans quickly gets back up and does his flashiest move in an attempt to outshine the young brown haired man.
Sans' move is so flashy he suddenly turns normal again, now the same weak stupid ahh bitch ahh lazybones he was at some point in his life."ererer" When Akechi sees this he also becomes normal again, out of his persona form. "Um, man what the actual FREAK were you on!" He snaps at the skeleton. "Duuudee... I think my ketchup was spiked........." Sans ererer'd. "Oh man, that sucks... I guess." He shrugs. Sans suddenly noticed Nagitos corspe. "man what the fuck i just killed my husband ererer"
"You married that leek looking ahh??? "it's like the saying goes, love is a hurricane." Sans casually replied. Akechi's face scrunched up to a disgusted look. "Ew." He looks the skeleton up and down carefully inspecting him. "How can you even marry a guy... you're just bones my guy." The young man says bluntly. "im a skeleton monster bro, what does bones got to do with marriage bro" sans erereerd in reply. "I DON'T FUCKING KNOW HOW YOUR RELATIONSHIPS WORK HOW DO YOU GUYS KISS??" He yells. "ooohhh yeah i just kiss with teeth bro" The brown haired man pauses looking the skeleton dead in the eyes. A few seconds pass before he suddenly pukes onto Sans. "Eugh..." Akechi puked rainbows. Sans turned realistic for one second. "duuuuddeee thats kinda gay... puking rainbiws........" he ererer'd. "Hey I am not one of those queers." Akechi said rollings his eyes. "now you are" the gay flag fades onto akechi. The young man panicked and struggled as he was caught up in the flag making him unable to see anything! He falls onto the ground in defeat covered by the whole pride flag. "welcome to the club, guy." Bleh. He died or somethinf idk. Suddenly a shadow forming a young man covers the both of them blocking the shining hot sun. "Man, that aint

at all..." ba dum tiss.

A young man with dark hair and dark eyes approaches them. He wore a dark grey turtle neck and blue jeans. Though, the young man did not say anything to them. Idly standing there looking down at the rainbow pride flag. The rainbow pride flag then suddenly exploded off of Akechi. Akechi yelled loudly at the sudden explosion on top of him. "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. Hey I can see now oh ew itsyour cunt ass." He gagged at Sans. "your homophobia is spreading" he ererer'd in reply. "Hey imnot homophobic, I'm better than that! He defends himself. The dark haired man they had forgotten about just watched them quarrel. "Hey are you guys trying to kill each other!? Can I join?! Please!" He seemed to have a strange need to kill someone.. ew... freak. Akechi's eyes darted over to the dark haired man. "Well yeah I definitleye wanna kill this cunt ass skeleton like. Okay wait no, let me collect myself I'm being immature" He takes a deep breath and smiles at the new man talking to them. "Who are you? If I may ask." Akechi asks the stranger. The dark haired man pauses for a bit before answering, "Tsugino Haru..." He replies bluntly. "What's with all the anime dudes??" Sans squints at the two men standing before him with his stupid idiot skeleton non existent eyeballs ahh. "Anime dudes? I am very much real and so does he look. I don't think you can really talk though. You're a skeleton." The young man laughs. "I dotn see the problem" Sans shrugged. "It's not normal." Akechi looks him up and down. "It is where im from" SAns says despite being one of two only skeletons in a whole wide population of different and strange monsters. "Where are you from then?" He asks politely. "the underground"