THE EPICEST FANFICTION with huge mischaracterizatsuon

beach episode

"Goodness me!" Akechi gasped and quickly got on his feet, the sand was BURNING hot good lord. He looks around and sees sans's ass sticking out of the sand alongside the bleeding dying corpse like tsugino. Sans was smoring in the sans. The young man walks over and grasps sans's skeleton legs. He starts pulling him out with all his strength. Despite being a fatasss, Sans was light. because hes a skeleton. you dummy. Akechi pulls the fat bitch out of the sans. He falls back when ne managed topull him out making sans fly backwards."Ah shit." he cursed.Sans flew into a shallow part of the water. but he was laying. so he might be drowning. Firstly Akechi walks over to the dhing tsugino and puts him on his back, then he walks over to sans and pulls him up on his toes. "You guys are like wasps." he sighed."neat" snansn eereerr.
Akechi starts charging up his arm and launches sans far into the water. He looks at Tsugino and puts hik doen looking at his damaged body.
"ew rhis is gross." he gagged. a few seconds pass. a few minutes pass. Sans is suddenly sitting beside Tsuginos DYING body, chilling. "Hey why are you dressed like that??"m akechi asks sans. "wdym?" Sans titls his head. "Those tropical beach shorts, the flowers and sunglasses...." he points iout.
"ive always worn that.."
Akechi rolls his eyes and turns his gaze to tsugino, except, um, hes not there. He disappeared. "Huh, where did the murder freak go?" Akechi pondered."oh, hes nsut over there" Sans' head turns 180 like an owl to look at Tsugino.Akechi glances over to see taugino working at this beach bar with men and women fawning over him. There was tropical music playing in the background, it was oddly loud. "TDUGINO???" He exclaimeb. "look at the guy go" Sans ereererd like a proud oarent. "Hes not your son, he looks like the sun of a whole mental asyulum. youre not mentally ill are you sans?" akechic spoke. "i got the espresso, but meh. nah."
"Do you insoect pelvises sometimes?" Sans paused. "the freak. im not a creep im not a weirdo and i belong here."
"you belong in a cage." akehdi states. "Keching, you need ta chill. were on vacation my dude" sans patted akechis back.
"Excuse me? I am very chill." He spoke, Akechi was in beach shorts and tanning on a sunbed all of a sudden. He drunk from his glass of... mysterious liquid. "D>elicious, here have a taste sans!" He held the glass out to him, coaxing sans to try the drink.
Sans didnt hesiatet and dunked it all in one go. through hsi teeth???"
"MY FUCKING DRINK" He blurts out and glares at the skeleton. "get another one, ill pay for u, trust" Sans erererd. AKechic sighs and grabs sans's hand. They happily skip over to the bar with rainbows in the background. Tsugino spots them and waves at them, signaling for them to coem over. When they reach the bar Akechi SLAMS sans's head onto the bar counter.
"Hey Tsugino, can i have something to drink? Alcohol free." The young man asks politely. Tsugino smiles at Akedhi, not caring about the fact that he slammed sans's head right onto the bar counter. "I can make you sum lemonade!" Tsugino repleis. He then stars squeezing the fuck out of some lemonades pouring the juice into a glass. Sans got up as if nothing happened. "I'll pay. Tsuru put that on my tab" Sans chilled epicly. i doubt he hsa monay.
"ok sans" Tsugino puts $783 on the tab and shoots sans a quicksmile before finishing up Akechic's lemonade and handing him it. The detective gratefully takes the glass of lemonade. He puts it up to his lips and takes a sip of it, tasting it. Akechi immediately grimaces and spits the lemonade out in sans's face. "WHAT THE FUck IS THIS PISS??"  He blurtsotu and sticks his tongue out in disgust.
"no i literally just squeezed lemons for u did you seriously not watch me." Tsugino yaps back, offended by AKechis words. He grbas akechsi shirt collar and throws him in sans faxce. "ERERERERERERERER!!!!!!!!!" The skeleton screams completely buried in the sand now. DUe to that the screaming became muffled and unheard. Tsugino looks down tat hem noticing sans's absence. "Hey what happened to SansJ?" He asks in confusion and looks around the beach. Sams was nowhere to be seenn even though he was a fatass. His ftassas was nowhere to be seen :( akechi looks at the sand trying to findh sans soemhow. The detective then quicklkjuy notices a big ass bump in the sand that lookedvery suspicious. He starst kicking it. Thea bigass bump makes a loud bonking sound ervy time he kicks it. underneath tge sand you could hear the faint sound of Patrick from Spongebob.
"Hey Tsubgino chejc thai out." He kicks eren harder.     "maybe its the way you dress" they can faintly hear muffled undettalneath the sans.
Tsugino screams! "AAAAAAAH ITS A GHOST WRE S HAUNTED WERESO GONNA DIE KILL IIT KILL IYT!!!!!!!!!!!!!:(" Tsugino starts to stabt he sand. Akechi watches him, not impressed. Sand had been kciked off enough to show Sanses receding hairline. Akechi coruhces down and dusts sand off of sans.. Sans starts moving adn BOOM his hadn raises dramatically showing off a comb before Sans starts brushing his very much existing hair(trust) with the comb. Tsuginos eyes sparkle in admiration. "WOahh.... look at that blonde lusciosu delcisous hair... i want ittt.....:(" he mutters under his bretah. Sadn falls off Sans as hes. existsing again. setting, coming his bald– i mean lucious hair. Tsugino drools and starts touching the hair. "oi eererer wha the freak shoo" Sans does motion to Tsugino away. Tsugino doesnt budge and drools even more. "ewewewweweew Achoo take him awya ewewew" Sans is no longer smiling, now replaced with a scowl. despite thhe fact his grin is suypposed to be permanent.