The Grimm's Dungeon Bat

Chapter One

I recently heard of this and wanted to make a story about them. ~JessRose

Sirius Black and Severus Prince were glaring at each other as they were told about the marriage contract that had been in place since they were born. "Severus was born with a gift that gave him a womb. He is my heir, and the only other family that could be tied to ours are blood traitors." Lord Tobias Prince spoke calmly while Lord Orion Black and Lady Walburga Black were going over the list of revisions on the contract they hadn't seen since it was signed 16 years ago. "The first child will be heir to house black, the second heir to house prince." Lord Orion said to make sure that they had more than one child. 

Sirius and Severus looked in shock at them. "You can't expect us to get married!" They said in unison. "I am not marrying Snivellus!" "I am not having children with that Mutt!" They both were pushed onto the love seat and held there by the wand of Walburga Black. "You will marry and carry on your family names. You will be civil, and no name calling." She was scarily calm, and Sirius knew better than to fight the woman who threw the cruciatus curse at her children without batting an eye. Both teens looked away from each other shaking in anger. "There shall be a clause that they shall have an heir and spare for each house." Lord Tobias said making a note about it. "No! I refuse to marry or sleep with him! You can't make me!" Severus screamed at his grandfather. "You will and I can." Tobias said calmly as if he was screamed at. "Now sit down, Severus. You are not too old to be put over my knee." He took a sip of his tea as if he had not just threatened to spank his grandson in front of his future husband and future in-laws. 

Severus sat like a petulant child crossing his arms and glaring at the man. "You two need to get to know each other, and not as enemies. You will be forced, if need be, to go to dinner every Friday. You will be eating breakfast, lunch, and dinner together no exception, Headmaster Dippet has been notified and approved." The two teens opened their mouths to object, but Orion and Tobias pointed their wands at them. "You will behave and without objection. You are the only hope for House Black and House Prince." Orion's voice was firm, the same authoritative voice he used in the Wizengamot. "You will both spend time in Grimmauld Place and Prince Manor." Walburga sat next to her husband. "You will be in the same room, the same bed, but remember I don't want illegitimate grandbabies." She smiled sweetly and Sirius and Severus both gagged when she said that. 

"Mother, we won't be doing anything of the sort. Sniv-Severus, and I won't being doing anything of the sort. I will not be putting anything inside him unless its poison." Sirius growled and then smirked when Severus looked very offended. "I don't want anything of you near me and I am immune to many poisons and the ones that I am not immune to you can't get your hands on." Severus stood to pace in front of the window. "Stop. Stop. Stop, no more talk about things going into each other or poisoning each other." Tobias sounded exhausted, done with his grandson and his future grandson in-law. "Severus, you and Sirius will do your duty, and you will both do as we say." Orion was done with the attitude. "I didn't fight my parents this much on my marriage to Walburga." Walburga nodded at her husband. "Yeah, because your first cousins." Sirius said snidely which earned him a ghost of a smile from Severus. 

"Be glad we are not having you marry Bellatrix, Sirius Orion Black!" He knew he was screwed when she used his full name. "You don't hate me that much mother." Sirius glared at her, but suddenly being married to Snivellus wasn't the worst thing that could happen. "It is settled you will be married two months after graduation. Your betrothal will be celebrated before seventh year." Tobias hadn't raised his voice the whole day, he was oddly calm about this whole thing. "You two will play nice, act like you both are happy with your upcoming wedding and marriage." Tobias said forcefully making Severus glare at his grandfather and Sirius glared at his future in-law. "Now you are going to be left alone in the drawing room while we adults talk about the party. No killing, attempting to kill, and absolutely no leaving this room." Walburga held Orion's arm, and Tobias gave a stern look to Severus. 

Now alone the two glared at each other. "I am not marrying you or letting you impregnate me you son of a bitch." Severus growled; it was lessened by the fact that he was smaller than Sirius, his head reaching to Sirius's nose. "Of course, and I am sure my parents and your grandfather are not planning ways to make us comply with their wishes. They can't kill us as they would be sent to Azkaban for life, and it would tarnish their perfect reputations." Sirius went to his father's drink table and poured himself a small glass of firewhisky. "Do you want some?" He asked holding the glass out to Severus. "Planning to poison me?" He asked his black eyes boring into Sirius's grey. "No, I can't, or I will be locked in Azkaban with a life sentence. Here, I'll prove it's not poison." Sirius took a sip proving it wasn't poisoned. Severus took the glass from him and took a sip before handing it back. "I am not going to like you, just because you gave me some firewhisky." His voice was slow, and Sirius smirked. "There is not enough alcohol in the world to make you look attractive to me." Severus glared at him. "I am handsome, you are just blinded by Potter and Lupin." He said with his signature sneer. 

"Merlin's soggy balls! How am I going to explain this to Jamie and Remi?" Sirius looked and sounded horrified. "I am not going to be able to look them in the eyes." He downed the glass like a shot and then filled it to the brim and did the same thing. "Slow down, I don't want to be accused of murder, attempted or otherwise." Severus sat in the chair his grandfather had vacated. "Well, we should at least know somethings about each other." Sirius said holding another glass while getting a disapproving glare from Severus. "Beside the fact that we hate each other, and you are an ass. What else should we know about each other?" Severus moved and took the glass from Sirius. "If you're going to drink at least share." Sirius chuckled a bit at that. "Well, I like to drink, smoke, and play quidditch. My favorite class is Defense, and I plan to one day be in the Wizengamot." Sirius smiled at him taking the glass, like puff and pass except sip and pass. "I love potion class; I like reading in the Prince manor library and come up with new potions. I plan be a potions master, the youngest ever." Severus smiled, it was a nice smile, softened his face. Sirius shook his head; the alcohol was making him think crazy things. 

"What side of the bed do sleep on?" Sirius joked and Severus took a sip of the drink. "Away from any windows, with any choice I sleep in the middle." Sirius nodded. "I sleep closer to the door or in the middle when I have to share. I have been told that I hog the bed and steal blankets." He laughed and Severus smirked. "I have never shared a bed with anyone." Severus admitted blushing, and Sirius couldn't look at him. Although it was kinda cute and was the giggle that followed. "Well over the holidays we will be forced to share a bed. We can find out then." Sirius winked and Severus hid his face. "I haven't seen you at any quidditch games. If we want to sell this, you should come to the games, cheer me on. Unless we are playing against Slytherin, then cheer on your favorite player, unless it's still me." Severus flipped him off and Sirius laughed at that. "I don't understand why I should watch anyone nearly get knocked off their brooms by crazy balls, all to catch a little golden winged ball." Severus pouted and Sirius thought it adorable. 

They heard the adults coming and Sirius took the glass back from Severus, downed what was left and sent the glass to the kitchen sink. "Well, boys it is decided. All that is needed is a drop of blood from each of you." Sirius and Severus were slightly tipsy, and they had to prick their fingers. Tobias pricked Severus's finger and pressed it to the parchment, and Orion pricked Sirius's finger and pressed it next to Severus's print. "Now that is all taken care of, tell my why you smell of alcohol?" Orion gave them a pointed look making both boys blush in embarrassment. "No reason father." Sirius lied, but his father could smell the firewhisky on his breath. "Well, Severus come we should get you home." Tobias put his arms around Severus and apparated out. "Sirius go to your room." Walburga pointed to the stairs. Embarrassed that her son would try and get his fiancée drunk. 

Up in his room Sirius flopped on his bed. How had he thought that Snivellus was attractive? Compared to Bellatrix he was an upgrade, and he was gay, but knowing what he looked like when he smiled, laughed, and wasn't being a dick, well when he wasn't being a dick to him. He sat up and ran his fingers through his hair. Maybe he could try being romantic towards Severus. It couldn't hurt, but his mind was screaming at him that it was Snivellus, the greasy Slytherin that he hated. James and Remus had never started the pranks that hurt Snivellus, in fact Peter called him a death eater, and suggested all the pranks on him. Why did they go with Peter's plans? Ugh, firewhisky was making him lose his mind.