Joel Miller x Reader - A SmutShot Collection

Beer and sex

𝗦𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆: 𝗬𝗼𝘂, 𝗝𝗼𝗲𝗹 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗧𝗼𝗺𝗺𝘆 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝘁 𝗮 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝗔𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗱𝗲𝘀 𝗱𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗸𝘀, 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝘂𝗻. 𝗪𝗲𝗹𝗹, 𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗿𝘁, 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗮𝘁 𝗝𝗼𝗲𝗹'𝘀 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗲.

𝗦𝘁𝗮𝘁𝘂𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗴𝘂𝘆'𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘁: 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀

𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀: 𝗡𝗼 𝗢𝘂𝘁𝗯𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸 (𝗔𝗨), 𝗨𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗮𝗹𝗰𝗼𝗵𝗼𝗹, 𝗕𝘂𝘇𝘇𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝗲𝘅, 𝗗𝗶𝗿𝘁𝘆 𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗸, 𝗠𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝘂𝘁, 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆, 𝗟𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗺 𝘀𝗲𝘅, 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗝𝗼𝗲𝗹, 𝗨𝗻𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝗲𝘅, 𝗖𝗵𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗸, 𝗖𝗹𝗶𝘁 𝗿𝘂𝗯𝗯𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗢𝗿𝗴𝗮𝘀𝗺 𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗗𝗼𝗴𝗴𝘆 𝘀𝘁𝘆𝗹𝗲, 𝗛𝗲 𝗽𝘂𝗹𝗹𝘀 𝗼𝘂𝘁.

You sat back down whilst laughing. Picking your beer back up, you sipped it and put it back down. You haven't drinken in a while, it's nice to finally do it again. You're usually so busy with work that you never have the time or energy to get some alcohol in your system. Your friends Joel and Tommy convinced you to go with them to this event in town though and when you saw there were drinks, you couldn't refuse.

The only reason Joel and Tommy are here is because Tommy is hosting it along with his wife, Maria. She's very big with the city council and hosts events like this from time to time. You don't mind coming. You're actually enjoying yourself. Just a bit ago you were playing darts with Joel and then tether ball with Tommy. You're slightly buzzed too. You can't get full blown drunk though, you need to still drive home.

As you watched some of the younglings run around and play, you felt the weight of the table increase as Joel sat down. It's a muscular man. He weighs a good bit. "Hey." You said in a friendly tone. "Hello." He replied, sipping his tall boy. "You got another one? Shit, don't make me go get another one too, I still have to drive home." You joked, resting your head in your hand. Joel chuckled. "My house is just a few blocks away and I walked here so I ain't even bothered." Joel stated.

That's right, he lives in the suburbs. That's not something you'd expect from a country boy like him. Then again, being country is defined by where you live. "Where did Tommy and Maria go?" "No fuckin' clue," Joel snickered, "Probably fuckin' in the bathroom or something." He teased. You laughed and nodded. "They are newly weds, what can you expect?" You said whilst giggling. Joel nodded. "True that."

Joel was once married, he even had a daughter with the woman. Joel has been single for years now though. Everyone jokes he's out of commission but he just says he's waiting for the right lady. Sarah, his daughter, is almost twelve. She's getting older and cuter by the second. You've met her quite a bit, even babysat her, she's a dear. Joel told you she's with her mother right now, so he's free.

"At least Maria is getting some. It's been a good few months for me." "Months? Try years darlin' and it ain't by choice." You cackled at his words. He isn't wrong. He's celibate from what you've heard. "Sorry Joel, that has to suck." "It sure fuckin' does." He took a shot of his beer. You nodded and sipped off of yours too. The beer was getting warm. Gross. You sighed deeply. "I'm going to go get a new beer, I'll be right back."