MC: I never said I was going to date Isora. But I was thinking. I know he likes me, so would it be the worst thing in the world to just go on one date with him?
Shiki: No. No, [Y/n], it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. Number one: I remain a cat forever. Number two: Shuuen wins his stupid game. Number three: All the Rush Hour movies are lost. Number four: you go on a date with Isora. Number five: Hanami gets eaten by a shark.
Hanami: I'm Hanami, and I approve the order of that list!
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Isora: Am I going too far?
MC: No, no, no. You went too far seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
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MC: I think the others may be in trouble.
Isora/Shiki: Okay? Struggling to give a fuck, if I'm being honest.
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Isora: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that Natsume does? I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff?
Jinsei: If Natsume were to jump off a cliff, she would've done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Natsume jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Isora: You jump off a cliff!
Jinsei: Gladly. Provided Natsume does first.
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Store Worker: Would a [Y/n] please come to the front desk?
MC, arriving at the front desk: Hi... Is there a problem?
Store worker, pointing to Isora and Hanami: I believe they belong to you?
MC: I didn't even bring you guys with me.
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MC: While I'm gone, Hanami, you're in charge.
Hanami: Yes!
MC, whispering: Shiki, you're secretly in charge.
Shiki: Obviously.
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MC, going over Shuuen's 'love interest' application: Okay, so right here, it states you're creative.
Shuuen: Yes.
MC: Okay... May I know what you create?
Shuuen: Problems.
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Isora/Shuuen: I'm gonna be honest, I feel like you don't like me.
Shiki/MC: I've told you multiple times I don't.
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Shuuen: Tell me I'm pretty :)
MC: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
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MC: Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine.
Enoru: How can you still say that?
MC: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
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Hanami: Shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby.
MC, immediately waking up from her nap: What baby...?!
Hanami, crying: Me.
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Firefly: Kokkuri-san is a terrifying eldritch horror to the author. To me, he's my special little princess.
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Me, reading everybody's comments about how they're scared: It's moments like these that I'll never forget.
Readers: With a good therapist, hopefully I will.
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MC: Can you ever think of anyone other than yourself?
Shiki: I can, but I choose not to.
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Demise Game
Romance(yandere! Reverse harem! Dandy's word x Fem! Reader) Ten years after a group of high-schoolers were brutally slaughtered, Tokiwadai Journalism Club sets out to uncover the truth. However, some things were not meant to be uncovered, and [Y/n] finds t...
